Fictional food you always wanted to eat/drink

fictional food you always wanted to eat/drink

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this came to mind and then i googled it and realized its basically burnt pancakes

i always wanted to try these as a kid

i want dis

Ive always wondered what it would be like to get calorie gel/IV food/whatever its called from the Halo games. Or rather, whatever the equivilant is for that specific scifi based series.

In Halo they would go into deep sleeps in cryotubes. And they described this kind of food gel theyd get given through a tube directly into the mouth and stomach while they slept frozen. And whenever theyd wake up they would almost always vomit. But it always made me wonder.

Atleast I think it was Halo. Id also eat the fuck out of the Well Done Steak from Monster Hunter.

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Hey, is that one purple?
Purple is my favorite DRINK

The shit they use in real-life feeding tubes in unflavored.
You can go buy glucose gel from the pharmacy if you'd like to try that, it's near all the diabetic stuff. It's basically gel icing. It's just pure sugar.

you do remember that was poison, right?

In the books it was described as being flavored. Lemon limey flavor I think.

hah, that's cute

pic related
>honorable mention: a platter of cheeseburgers from Pop Tate's Chocklit Shoppe

What about this shit though

Not fictional but the wild board they eat in Asterix always used to make me hungry

speaking of spongebob. Pic related and the blue jelly from jellyfish jam

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oh god this is almost as terrifying as being chased around by a vaccuum

If it goes directly into your stomach, you're not going to be able to taste it. Glucose gel is typically flavored, though.

>hah, that's kawaii
ftfy

>If it goes directly into your stomach, you're not going to be able to taste it.

fuck me that's so dumb why am i laughing so hard

because PBF is the best

they have those that almost every bakery

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i still do

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You do know you can just make/buy these, right?

The wacky pizzas they ordered on the show. In fact, someone actually cooked them

foodbeast.com/news/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-pizzas/

I'll have what Chuck's having if you know what I mean

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>foodbeast.com/news/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-pizzas/

he makes a bunch of faggy single serving hipster pizzas, not anything the turtles woulda ate.

These are real, or at least used to be. I remember them being in the rec building’s vending machine in middle school. Graham cracker biscuit covered in chocolate

Autism
All jimmy neutron food looked great, I’d kill for a purple flurp

runescape alcohol, (thats rum right?) yum.

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not just any boring ass rum, it's KARAMJAN RUM

this

afking wc guild magics as I browse

the ambrosia from xena/hercules shows

Elixir.

the wine looked so fucking good in this game

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>you can just make brontosaurus burgers
>just clone them it’s nbd

smurf berries and all the deserts baker smurf made with them

chowder had so many cool looking foods in it

Ayy Skinner

yeah I had them they just tasted like Crunch bars to me
but even if they were good they're supposed to be the best chocolate bar in the world in the book/movie so I guess that's what I really wanna try

Grape soda ?

bacon and eggs dear

Cake batter with a ludicrous amount of pink food coloring.

Not him, but I remember it was poisoned and I still want to eat it.

Its just pork belly fried in a pan with eggs.

Would eating harpy eggs be considered borderline cannibalism?

I always associate that shit with lingonberry porridge, and vomit.

I'll answer your question with a question...
Would fucking them be considered borderline bestiality?

I always wondered what the potions on neopets tasted like

The bottom's a bird, so maybe?

Burgers with tons of food coloring?

French tie bow fries?

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It looked like melted cheese to me.

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kanker burguer

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along with the powdered milk drink they made that made them cough literal clouds

SEMEN- MILKSHAKES?

Doesn't Dempsey say that Quick Revive tastes like rotting fish and cat piss, though?

Pepto-Bismol?

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No the other user is right, I remember reading something like the captain dude from the first Halo complaining about some having gotten on his lips, making him taste it, in one of the real old Halo books

Green chu jelly looked like the tastiest drink ever to me.

I could post tons.

or a moderate amount of red food coloring

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I always wanted to try lembas bread after watching LotR. Then every fucknut on tumblr started making their own recipes for shitty hardtack. I just want crazy magical elf bread.

>"bread"
>RTCW jausenbrett with beerstein
>JAWBREAKERS
>DE:HR protein bars and cocktails
>nuka cola and sunset sarsaparilla
>Interfectum 600mg and Kong whiskey

see

Popplers

Why would you post this and not Purification Sake or something

If harpies are intelligent creatures and if you were to communicate with one and managed to seduce her, it would be interspecies sex but still consensual. Of course this means if she didn’t consent it would be interspecies rape. If the harpy isn’t intelligent and you couldn’t communicate with hed, it would be bestiality and still rape. Generally though harpies are intelligent but evil creatures that enjoy feasting on the flesh of humans. Perhaps you could redeem her though, and make her your bird-girl paladin waifu.

because solar candy looks yummier.

It's not food, fag

It is for Ammy.

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Holy fucking shit user.

No it's not. Link doesn't eat his heart containers either.

Sure he does. You just don't see it.