Best frozen pizza?

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That kike Dr. Oetker's,

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Red Baron breakfast single-serve pizzas is the only answer to this question and anything else is an objective falsehood.

For me,it's Red Baron.

Unironically Totinos if you add extra cheese and drench in hot sauce. And by hot sauce I mean a blistering home fermented tabasco or habanero, faggots.

I go for Red Baron's. Not their plain pepperoni 'za. That one tastes lame.

FOR ME ITS

The Oetker family aren't Jewish. They did great business with the nazis back in the day. Their factory still looks like a custard concentration camp.

>in your thread
>highjacking your pizza

Do americans really consider pizza as a vegetable?

>do americans really
>posts an absolutely disgusting europoor "pizza" as some kind of a counterargument

Dr.oekter casa di mama and tradizionale is the best

no. but at one point the usda tried to classify ketchup/tomato sauce as a vegetable so they could serve pizza as a vegetable in school lunches. but I can't imagine any sane person would think it was a vegetable.

Red Baron Classic Crust is the shit

>but I can't imagine any sane person would think it was a vegetable

It doesn't matter what any sane person thinks, as long as legislation is passed that allows garbage to be pushed on the public for corporate interests under a technicality. Welcome to the American political system; fuck, just look at who the lobbyists put in the fucking white house.

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Get a frozen cheese pizza, use fresh ingredients. The way to go.

>he puts fresh anchovies on his pizza

Do americans really do this?

German brand and I've seen them for sale in Denmark.
Don't you ever get tired of pushing this stupid meme?

Aldi's take and bake is surprisingly tasty

Children have lots of extra energy.

Why are you white knighting amerimutts?

You have patrician tastes.

i love my aldi. my groceries cost me about $30 for the week

Aldi master race confirmed.

OBSESSED

red baron desu

out of the way plebs

if that's the best they could do with the pic for the box, i can only imagine how shitty this pizza is

This.
Literally the best frozen pizza

pic realted best fro' 'za
freschetta worst

It's surprisingly good tbqhwyf. I tried it for the first time just yesterday. The whole pizza is pre-cooked so you only cook it for a short time on very high heat. It actually tastes like decent ingredients that aren't loaded with sugar. Think Sbarro, but tastier and with a crispier crust.

I like Jack's pizzas for the price if they are on sale. 4/$10. Sauce could use a little heat and more cheese on it. Regardless, 6/10 would eat 3/4 times a week.

>Think Sbarro
you set a very low bar, user

>Sbarro

Why not buy one that isn't frozen from a given grocery store that you test out and freeze that instead?

Out of touch plebs are once again bringing me down. HRI is shit, obviously. It's frozen. But it isn't as shitty as most other brands. Give it a try sometime. You'll be pleasantly surprised.

*imitation of last line of Soylent Green*

Dr. Oetker pizza... IS JEWS.

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>"Why are you defending Americans on an American website run by Americans on the Internet, which was created by Americans, using free time that you only have thanks to Americans keeping communism and Islamic terrorism at bay (you're welcome), and while said website is primarily used by Americans, at an hour when most other people around the world are either asleep or at work anyway, after the greatest nation on the face of the Earth was just insulted, which is America?"

Gee, I don't know, Skip.

My issue with most frozen pizzas is the crust. Central Market is the only one I find the crust to be good and not just tolerable. They suck at toppings though, very skimpy. So my best frozen choice is to get a Central Market pizza and top it up myself.

I remember when I thought like you and truly believed I was correct.

>legislation
>user was talking about what a regulatory agency does
>Look who's in the white house
>it's by far the most lobby-unfriendly person that's been in there since lobbying became a major thing
You understand the forest but you can't see the trees for shit

For me it's Mike's.

Based red Baron my dudes

Nothing comes close to that Authentic Italian Taste™

Digiorno supreme raising crust

They should call it grandslam inn your mouth

>most lobby-unfriendly person
>literally every cabinet and agency appointee a lobbyist or industry insider
user, please detox from Fox and Breitbart for your sanity.

>look at who the lobbyists put in the fucking white house
You realize she didn't win, don't you?

This is pretty good. I also used to like Hone Run Inn but am burnt out on it.

Red Baron is garbage, I thought this was a foodie's board

No that's German but I always see pic related at my supermarket

For people who haven't had it, the crust is kind of like a sourdough. It's very unique.

Not at all like Obama though

Totinos Kid Pizzas are good
LotzzaMotzza pizzas are good too if you want to have a heart attack

Literally can not top in the thin crust pizza category

>Authentic Italian Taste™
>made by Amerimutts, consumed exclusively by Amerimutts
>mascot is a German

it's a meme u dip

That 3 meats is the shit

this

I don't buy frozen pizza anymore, but I did prefer Dr. Oetker's. They'd go on sale for, like, 3 for $6 a long time ago.

Nowadays I just shred some cheese, douse any form of bread or bread-related product in Huntz' tomato sauce and add whatever I find in the fridge to it.

Jack's Pepperoni with a can of mushrooms added

Literally none, like just get takeout for $6.

Anyone know where I can get this in NYC (preferably Queens)? I haven't seen this in years.

DiGiorno

fuck off ja/ck/

Red Baron all the way to the BANK!

My nigga

Show me how awesome your $3 no effort pizzas look like

that pic os comfy af

Red Baron's thin and crispy crust is fucking awesome

Tombstone is still easy the worst pizza I have ever eaten. Something about their sauce is fucking gutwrenching

The only real answer

Stop watching Michael Moore

This pizza is absolute dogshit. I'm more mad that Diavola doesn't exist anymore, at least in Funland. That was good, but Trio di carne tastes just bland.

Liking that pasta, friend.

Btw, the answer is Red Baron.

Though I'll have to try whichever brand it was that my Mom made as a snack as a kid. She can't do that anymore...

Let it goooo, let it gooooooooooooooo!

Hah all jokes aside, I do not eat frozen pizzas....I much prefer to eat frozen burgers if I must eat anything frozen, frozen burgers are better than frozen pizzas.

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Did you even look at the last panel?

All memes aside, this one is it

Ristorante is 10 times better

Red Baron is obviously the best.

>GRILL ME!
>Instructions: Cook in oven
Never change america.

That depends. I like the thick crust of the one I posted, but Ristorante is fine too

This is the best

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I love this guy, oh man

>it's shit
>you'll be pleasantly surprised

My nigga