Chopsticks

Chopsticks.

Forks are objectively better.

chopsticks solely exist to supply eating instruments to mass amounts of poor people.

>No shoveling
Odd choice for the first rule, because when I go to Chinatown literally all the Asians are doing this.

Forks and knives.

Maybe not shoveling is a thing in Japan, but shoveling is standard in china. Japanese are too damn polite anyway. Next they will expect me to not eat chicken drums with my hands. I don’t know, I didn’t see chicken drums in Japan or china. I ate them with my hands in Thailand tho, like everyone else.

Asparagus? The fuck? Why?

>no shoveling

Japanese propaganda. Literally all asians except them do this.

tradition

>he doesn’t transfer the fork to his right hand after he cuts his food like a true American

Asparagus and dippy egg.

In Korea we're taught that only the Japanese shovel. Weird.

If you cannot grab your asparagus with your fingers you either overcooked the fuck out of it or covered it in sauce.

brittish

Are there any good YouTube videos on the right way to use chopsticks? Or is it just a practice thing?

But they do tons of those in anime

Wait, do Europeans not do that?

whoever made this should kill themselves for being autistic sperg. Also fuck all you wannabe yellow chink faggots. Forks are objectively better than shit sticks for everything so fucking neck yourselves you gook retard fags

Except that's literally the only way I've ever seen japs eat rice out of a bowl.

>Forks
>Better than chopsticks for noodles

No they dont.

Only if you have the skills afforded to a chimpanzee. After you're dexterous enough to pinch your fingers together you can eat food fast and with many options.

And this is only true for asparagus? No other vegetable? Interesting.

They are. It's pretty great not slurping your food. Kind of polite, too.

>Japanese propaganda. Literally all asians except them do this.
>chinks and gooks eat cats and dogs
>Japanese are the only civilised Asians
What did he mean by this?

You have to be talking about a spork, or you're making no sense.

no thanks

>Japanese are the only civilized Asians
>literally raped their way across half of China for coal, wood, and oil.

>Japanese men are too busy jacking off to loli comics to have wives
>Japanese women are obsessed with cake
>mothers fuck their sons so they can focus on school instead of girls
>the only nation still hunting whales for food
>used panties available in vending machines
>civilized

...

Fuck you they're a tool for eating food slowly I'll use them however I want. This is a free country faggot.

>not pointing just to be an ass

>not slurping noodles

Way to not atomize the broth and get maximum flavor out of your noodles, Wilbur.

>....is the way a bowl of rice is offered to the spirit of a dead person...

stopped reading there

>mothers fuck their sons so they can focus on school instead of girls
hey
thats pretty hot

only subhumans and hipsters use chopsticks. it's 2018 we don't need to use twigs to eat like cavemen did

>mothers fuck their sons so they can focus on school instead of girls
Wow. I thought the stories in Jap porn were just make believe.

Are those incest gameshows true, too?

Did you read one of the very first words in the infographic? It's Japanese manners, not Chinese. And a Chinatown in America is in no way representative of authentic Asian culture

no fun allowed

>Chopsticks are just extensions of your fingers!
>But if you use them like your fingers I'rr excommunicate you from my great nippon anshesteru and you wirr be marked for death!

which dillweed wrote this
>tripadvisor
fucking kek, literally get over yourself

Are American Chinatowns really restricted to Chinese?

There are lots of men in Japan who are completely fucked up and can’t have normal relationships because their mothers fucked them during high school and college. I don’t know about incest gameshows tho.

Fuck off weeb. Your glorious nippon hates you. The Japanese think you’re an even bigger loser than we do.

I suppose it's kinda like not holding glass of wine by the stem or something
common mistake doesn't mean it's technically the correct way to do it