Hands you menu

>hands you menu
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $310
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $210
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $150
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $500
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $425
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $330
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $780
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $240
> ▄ raw fish on rice ▬ $390

u r gay

Ill... I..... Ill take a... one spaghetti soup please

Pay up, stupid gaijin.

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>Literally a kappa

>calls himself a chef
>can only cook rice.

>raw fish

You human gimp. Stop making this post. You're some screwed up kid in a basement and we all know it by now.

Ask for help, or stop posting the same thing every night like a the biggest cry for someone to keep you from killing yourself anyone has ever seen.

>t. sushi tapeworm

And assholes who eat non sushi grade fish are fucking morons. Is that a shock to you? Do you eat undercooked pork? chicken, shellfish?

You're just a stupid twat, aren't you?

Him selling overpriced fish on rice isn't even the issue. It's the fact this guy thinks he's a God for doing so and the pretentiousness that follows.

"Hurrr my son ain't good enuff to mold rice and put fish on top! Must train for 25 more years!"

Get off your high horse. It's literally fish on top of rice.

Stop trying to shame me into eating you, you faggot tapeworm! You'll never have me as a host!

>Do you eat undercooked pork? chicken, shellfish?
145, 155, sometimes raw.

It's worth the risk.

There is nothing dangerous about eating rare pork raised the way most pigs are today or rare chicken that hasn’t been dipped in a vat of feces during processing. I eat raw shellfish all the time.

What a flyover you must be.

>be me
>spend my entire life perfecting the craft of sushi
>become known internationally and have the world's most powerful people come to your sushi bar
>set up shop one day
>businessmen, CEOs, and politicians og in and out
>one last reservation
>it's an american tourist
>irrashaimase.jpeg
>american squeezes his 300lb body through the door
>oh shit
>I give him the first dish, tuna nigiri fresh from the market
>american tries to use chopsticks,ends up crumbling the sushi and asks for a fork
>pulls out bottle of ketchup
>my beautiful sushi is drowned with a sea of ketchup
>every dish ruined by ketchup
>gives me a tip and leaves
>mfw

>american tries to use chopsticks
he doesn't allow chopsticks at his restaurant.
It's fingers only.

This is what the internet does to shut ins. It's all just noise to these creatures.

If you want the sushi, you're going to have to pay me
THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS.

Develop a skill set...get a job that pays well...spend your munies on whatever the fuck floats yer goat...

>how to motivate a weeb to get a job.

> when I first sat you, I served RAW uncooked fish
> and beyond that, something truly expensive

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This is why parents are embarrassed by their hotdog loving children. Just remember that. You're the picky 5 year old child that eats hotdogs in front of grown ups.

Shit posting aside I was having a conversation about this tonight. What does he do that makes his sushi better? Does he actually do anything special or does he just have the funds to buy the highest quality ingredients?

As it fucking should be.

What's wrong with enjoying a good wiener every now and then?

As for me, I'll have the raw fish on rice

Listen son. It's good to have "cultured" taste in food. But that doesn't mean it not okay to eat some generic shit every now and then. You've got to get yourself a finer appreciation for the shittier things in life.

The fish Jiro gets isn't any different to the fish all sushi chefs buy from the Tsukiji fish market every morning. What you're paying for to be served by a man who has supposedly mastered the craft of sushi.

Unfortunately just because Jiro thinks massaging the octopus for 45 minutes instead of 30 minutes produces a better sushi doesn't mean he's right. Or that it actually takes 10 years to bake an egg correctly. Past a certain point you realise Jiro's whole life and the life he's forced upon his sons is an experiment in pretension and delusion.

that's deep

Raw pork will 100% give you worms especially with how it's raised nowadays.

Old style HONORABLRRRR japs are so fucking cornball

Jiro dreams of you being found dead impaled on your 14" horse dildo.

>He didn't eat all of the ginger included with the sushi

Tard detected

The guy went insane, I saw the movie. And his trainees are more insane. Or retarded

is this japanese marco pierre-white? Minus the selling out

can you get me a quick rundown on this guy

my nigga. preach

raw fish on rice please!

URRRRRRRRRR

BUT THE FUCKING SUSHI GAIJIN

ME SUCKY SUCKY $2 FOR BLOWJOB

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Fuck him. I only want fishy fingers after being with my wife

haha same