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Dr pepper appreciation station
Master Spice
mister popper
gay bdsm porn actor?
Uncle Skipper.
I'm weirdly alright with it. I feel like uncle skipper doesn't own a boat, but he has the pretension of boating about him.
a lot easier to lure kids when you have a pretend boat
Lord Popper
Father big
I don't know if I would drink that
Prince Perky. Gayest sounding soda I've ever heard.
Mister Radical, which sounds like a trying-too-hard 90s motivational speaker
Nice one, "Eric"
Yeah I bet your name is actually "fag," Fred.
It's actually Fredrik. Actually.
>Uncle Hit
how did this even get past Legal
>Father Skipper
That's fucking gay I wanted to be Daddy Big or something
>Uncle Peeper
Somebody please tell me they have this combo
Baron Cool
>DUKE CLEAN
I kind of like it, although I feel like I'm too white to be duke
Lord Perfect.
Bow to me.
>Lord Chill
Fits my personality.
Hey me too Father Big
Baron Big.. doesn't even sound like a sound
Sir Cool
I can dig it
Baron Strong
That’s a weird one, sounds like a kids show villain
>Sir Refreshing
I like it.
Father Spice in the house bois, drinkin a big ol 2l of doc pipis as we speak
Uncle radical. That doesn't even sound like a beverage.
Baron Spice
It is an alcoholic knockoff of DP
That’s what my best friends kids call me. I’m 33 and my high school buddies still call me by my stupid nickname Radical...