What's the craziest thing you've done for a Klondike bar?

What's the craziest thing you've done for a Klondike bar?

got paid to shill to fat girls on Veeky Forums for a lifetime supply

Paid the actual price.

This. Not waiting until it goes on sale at Walmart.

Fucked a tranny

I fucked a dog.

I fucked a Choco Taco.

You fucked a tranny for a Klondike bar? Shit, all the trannies I ever fucked I did it for free. All this time I could have been getting paid in chocolate coated ice cream...

>90s marketing campaign so strong it still rears its head in 2018

Those jews are geniuses.

I choked on my apple

Yeah, one of them gave me a Klondike Bar™. She was hot, had great tits, and her boipussy was tight.

He could, YOU can't.

suck my girlfriends dick.

HOT

The klondike bare helped cool it down a bit

...

I paid about 3 dollars for a pack of 6 once

"what would you do for some black pussssssyyyyyyy"
"run"

Am I the only person that thinks Klondike bars by themselves are kinda boring? Like they taste okay but why not put it on top of a brownie and drizzle some caramel on it. That sounds better. I'm not a big desserts guy but come on, live a little.

>he does it for free

Maxibons are just better Klondikes.

Godbless Australia, a country so retarded it is unaware of how retarded it is.

Remembering when they were good.

I killed a man in a Texas freeway. Took his truck back to Austin, set it on fire just in case, and flew back home.

Paid to eat one.