NO SIPS FOR YOU

NO SIPS FOR YOU

The fuck is wrong with some ol delishious lucozade?

You're living in the past, man. Nobody wants the 'zade anymore.

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That's fine jamie, i'm an adult so i've not had soda for months and didnt plan to for months to come. I can happily live without pop, just please don't take my tonic water

It's insane how much sugar is in tonic water, considering how sweet it doesn't taste. One day I'll get around to finding out how intense it is with no sugar at all.

Red bull is a meme. I never liked it.

Who can trust a drink literally called Communist Falsehood?

Jamie's starting to look like Charlie Brooker. Poor bastard.

I really, really hate Jaime Oliver.

>not drinking 2 bottles of olive oil a day

He should spend less time telling people what they can and can't eat and drink and more time trying to save his restaurants (including paying his staff their overdue wages).

> (OP)
>Jamie's starting to look like Charlie Brooker. Poor bastard.
Well, he's just looking bloated, dehydrated, high and hungover. He doesn't look very healthy.

He should drink more sips. They keep you full of pep and vigour.

Someone needs to JUST this pic.

>pep and vigour
That made me think of a marketing tactic
They shoot for a more Olde tymey sort of approach with the ads. The numales at /pol/ and reddit love the idea that life before the 60's was idyllic. Why not make ads that harken back to that time?
Sort of like pic related, at least aesthetically
You don't need to worry about it being healthy or even taste good if "a sip a day gives the man the pep and vigour he needs to get through the day"
Thank me later monster interns

some kid getting payed to shill energy drinks is about to get a huge raise.

red bull is the only good energy drink

>Tfw sip threads make you want an Übermonster

>that good feel when the asian supermarket has restocked their Lipovitan-D

IS THIS THE NEW SIPTHREAD!?

I found these two yesterday. On sale even.
Are they really being discontinued or is that just a meme? I only like these and the Sunrise.

NOTHING LIKE SUCKIN DOWN A FAT SIP AND JACKIN IT TO PORN FIRST THING IN THE MORNING AM I RIGHT MY SIPPERS!?!

HAHAHAHAHAH 2014 CALLED YOU PATHETIC BASTARD

Same he's a fucking fag

i thought I was the only one

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>chop

U L T I M A T E S I P S O N L Y.

*sips olive oil*

>the primary ingredient in the Lipovitan product line is taurine. Stronger formulas of the drink include Lipovitan D, which contains 1000 mg of taurine, 20 mg of nicotinic acid extract (vitamin B3), 5 mg each of vitamin B1, B2 and B6, and 50 mg of caffeine
>50 mg of caffeine
so it's a placebo