Webm thread

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

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same fucking thing every fucking thread goddamn

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corn n peas, thats 2 weeks without the car.

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>inb4 pizza vending machine
>inb4 automation frozen pizza
>inb4 cadaver slicer
>inb4 pancake making on coke
>inb4 omurice egg slicing
>inb4 chinaman pancakes
>inb4 corn hair roller
>inb4 cream funnel on cakes
>inb4 churros ice cup
>inb4 chocolate globe petals
>inb4 melting chocolate globe
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 bees on cake vendor
>inb4 turkish ice cream trickery
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 green avo macaroni
>inb4 fried shrimp cannon
>inb4 dancing squid trick
>inb4 kay's motor oil egg
>inb4 cheeseburger cocktail
>inb4 carved ice whiskey ball
>inb4 dumpling mouth vacuum
>inb4 pastry baking in oven
>inb4 fake avocado egg
>inb4 pizza with plastic forks&knife fag
>inb4 ugly glazed cake

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HAAA PEEPOO

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My favorite is the guy who is clearly using dry feed corn and pulls out his front teeth.

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do you feel better now that you've posted this?

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Do you feel better for posting the same webms every fucking thread you surly egg bitch?

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what is a surly egg bitch

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i'm not posting this shit, you retarded fucking nigger.

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This hurts me both physically and mentally

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He has to sell and cook all of them.

oh is that the kind of thread we're having this time?

fuck off faggot

Chinaman cheesecake.

Are there different kinds of webm threads?

>Seasoning your wok with water
USA
USA
USA

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well yeah there's and then there's asian hate threads

eat my dick bitch i'll fucking rape your family

>asian hate
Dude, it's just a funny title.

they iced him down to the point of unconsciousness, what's the problem with this? i feel like if this was an asian post then they'd serve the crab by walking it on a leash to the table and letting the customers eat his legs off one by one before sucking his brain out

does anyone have the webm about two homosexuals making a chip butty

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yeah whatever i know what you're doing

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What were those round balls she put in?

So you also like to think that when the alien facehuggers come, the asians would just serve them as streetfood?

Chickpeas

>1 inch of ginger
>1 handful cashews
>1 bunch scallions
what the fuck are these measuring units

Oh thank fuck I thought they were whoppers/maltesers

>maltesers

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I wonder how many months do I need to wait without checking these threads to see 20% of the webms being OC.

Not defending shit-tier recipes, but sometimes when you measure out how much ginger to use, they ask for a "thumb" of ginger; a piece of root ginger roughly the size of the tip of your thumb, that's then peeled, diced and mashed in a pestle & mortar.

Last thread had a lot of OC, but people only respond to the classicals.

MOAR

This is Brazil isn't it

sauce?

wut?

>not making a heart out of fried rice and putting spatula under it to make it a beating heart
shitty hibachi place 2/10

>poisonous animals
Pretty sure that's Australia.

>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
i actually want to see this, anyone got it?

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good lad

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anyone have the accompanying webm with his son?

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What's that 3rd thing?

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>Born in the egg shack which is both his home and prison

those piggies ok? im afraid they might get dizzy or burnt if they spend too much time on that tanning bed.

>Americans actually eat this.
Disgusting

Nectar Collector

I see that one parkland shooting survivor found something more productive to do than advocating for gun control

>40 dowwa gajin for my unwipe stwaberwy

nice

But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

Anyone knows what igredients are used in this recipe?

eggs
butter
creme fraiche
spring onion

thanks i love you

this but chives not spring onions

(sorry for being a pedantic cunt)

PAN NICE AND COLD
NICE KNOB OF BUTTER

thanks