Embarrassing things you have done

Embarrassing things you have done

>Overcook pasta

>forget I had the oil in the pan at full heat
Frying eggs is no child's play

>put beans in chili

>burned the boef

i don't like salt on my eggs

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I burned the roux because I chose the shitty pot with a thin bottom that can't handle the lowest heat on my shitty glass top stove

>be drunk college kid
>live in on-campus housing (we had nice houses with kitchens)
>love spicy food
>decide to fry up burger at 3am
>sprinkle assloads of cayenne powder on burger while it cooks
>create cayenne equivalent mustard gas
>roommates wake up choking
>had to run out of apartment
>smoke alarm goes off
>entire building had to evacuate

>be me
>making brownies
>fuck, out of vegetable oil
>decide to use olive oil instead
>oil is oil right?
>dump the olive oil in the batter and stir
>place the brownies in the oven
>leave house for a bit while brownies cook
>come back, delicious chocolate smell has filled my house
>taste test the brownies
>I have never spit anything out faster in my entire life
>it tastes like shit
>have never made brownies again since that day

>be poorfag
>go to poorfag only friend's flat
>literally making rice and beans that night because the dole hadn't coughed up yet
>we decide to clean the kitchen first and reward ourselves with a hot meal
>scrub everything down, counters are pristine and the dishes look brand new
>boil water and make our rice and beans
>each take a bite
>Fabuloso residue was left on the pot and everything tastes like viscous cleaning chemicals
>sit in silence for an hour and a half, no one daring to speak because either one of us could've punched a hole through the wall
that was a bad night

put carrots into makeshift paella

>Was 14
>Didn't know any better
>Tasted caramel
My lip healed but fuck I felt stupid as shit glad I knew better than to just pop it in my mouth but blowing on it twice wasn't nearly enough

>Forgot beans in my chili
Had spicy meat sauce in a bowl and I felt like a darn fool

Similar making pickles in my house at 3 am (I was on Adderall and the cucumbers where bought for salads and never used a while ago)
Boiled vinegar for the recipe I was following (ice cukes for 1 hour and pour hot brine over them is essentially the process). Dad woke up pissed as fuck coughing himself awake

Kek.

I defend pitbull ownership.
I overcook my chicken tenders.

I dropped out of university.

I burnt my microwave popcorn

same, I'm trying to go back. I regret it fully

biggest mistake of my life

Even Jamie Oliver did that once.

Biggest mistake for me was going and falling into all this debt and not being able to find a job.
t. electrical engineer

My parents once walked in on me playing with the family dogs cock. That was an awkward day but they don't bother me about being a furry now so it turned out alright