Rate this dinner my gf cooked me

Rate this dinner my gf cooked me

Where's the anime pillow? And why didn't the anime pillow bother to cook the meat?

Potatoes look very bland. Salad is boring. Very nice sips.

5/10

Looks like she tried really hard to give you a satisfying and balanced meal and you should appreciate that.

>monster energy drinks with dinner.

A new low/10

0/10. -10 deducted for Monster Energy Drinks.

iiiit's fuuuuuuuuuucking..........

fancy with candles n shit
nice/10

post your gf's feet

what kind of protein is that? why is the newspaper illegible?

It's clearly tuna

well it looks like it could be medium rare chicken faggot.

It's pork tenderloin with a honey-ginger glaze.

My feet are contenders for my worst feature ~__~

are u dating a china man? also post feet

>rare pork
You dumb whore

I haven't really tried to cook before so yeah I'm pretty bad. Working to get better everyday =^__^;;=

Whats with the slanted blackberry brandy tin?

nice eye veins

I'll be the judge of that, I'm a foot connoisseur.

>Working to get better everyday
You're no woman. Stop roleplaying.

>thinly veiled /sip/ shilling

Gf(bf)

this!

girls don't wear flannel. op is a faggot.

how are you still able to post when your gf already cooked you

Monster with dinner?
Fucking loser

fucking told

Nice

wtf, rare pork with monsters for dinner? the fuck is wrong with people these days? enjoy your kidney stones and worms.

This.

Just how fat are you eating for two people just to make dumb threads on Veeky Forums?

>raw pork

Get out of there OP she wants you dead.

And you both have shit taste.

Might be high blood pressure.
A delicious little hambeast.

Was about to say that. That flannel shirt is way too masculine.

your pork is insanely undercooked.

Chicken needs cooking a tad more.

It's fucking raw

That can't be pork. It's fucking raw

Where’s the water?

oh fuck - I looked at pork tenderloin pics online and yeah I think I undercooked them.

fugh

Guys i thought it was already understood...
OP is Japanese businessman living in the bay area. His "girlfriend" is twink.

it's funny how you can tell someone is fat just from a photo of the center of their face

Nope... I got it wrong. OP is the fat twink. His "girlfriend" is the Japanese businessman. Im right arent i OP... and you live outside san francisco.

This t.b.h. famillia.
She can definitely improve, but all you need for that is the right mindset, and she seems to have that much.
Tell her it's great because she made it and suggest helping her next time.

That pork is raw and you fell for a viral marketing meme

how the fuck are you sleeping when you're drinking monster with dinner

you're fat

if this is serious i just barfed

looks good. Meats a bit under cooked for my liking but other wise she (male) deserves a kiss and a smile.
Also except /sip/ choices. Import is underated.

>medium rare
?kys faggot

rate my breakfast

too many calories, user. Not keto.

This has to be bait, but if that's pork or chicken then you've probably just been exposed to either salmonella or parasites. Or both.