Have you had your morning protein yet, Veeky Forums?

Have you had your morning protein yet, Veeky Forums?

yeah

I'm proud of you user!

I haven't eaten today but dang some waffles would be nice

Nigga waffles are carb, ain't no protein in that.

Eggo Cinnamon Toast are the way to go if you don't want to make your own user!

I dunno what that is but I don't think we have it here. I want someone to cook it for me desu

I think it's an American brand that might also be in Canada??
I wish you luck though user!! I got my bf to pop them in the toaster... That's all I got.

So it's fully premade waffles?

Yuuup. One of the better brands imo

KINDA LAME

at least you got them jizz covered

Why are you eating in the dark?

It's called being poor user... While it's a great time for good protein, I'd still like bettee topings for my breakfast :(

It's not actually all that dark, my blinds are just closed and I have a shitty camera

Turn on the lights then.

It's plenty well lit for me though? I also finished, so unless you want a picture of my plate, it really doesn't do you much good user

Are you a bat? An owl? Some other nocturnal predator?

I used to have pet bats and I typically stay up all night, so I guess so?

Boyfriend said I was definitely a predator type, so there ya go

What time are you picking him up from kindergarten?

Are you having fun user? I think you haven't had your morning protein :(

2/10
Raised a smile

That joke was at least a 4/10.

I'll give you 5/10 for effort.
Would of been higher if you could have worked a 'my wife's son' reference in there.

I'll remember that for the next time, thank you user.

looks like folded cardboard edge from the thumbnail

?? The waffles??

no the semen

The fat fucks in this sub genuinely thought it was frosting.

>Boyfriend

why would you cum on your waffles