Thai Food

Hay, I’m heading out to the Thai food joint, what does everybody want?

Tendies!

Now Jr, you know they don't have those.

tom yum kai extra spicy

>extra spicy

You sure about that? These Thais don't fuck around, I get "medium plus" and it's pretty damn hot.

Gimmie tendies!

Bullshit chicken thai satay is delicious, you uncultured fuckface.

i guess we can try that and go from there

everything there looks like it's just covered in the same diarrhea brown soup

roasted duck thai spicy

#23 looks ok

I got Tom Yum and green curry with rice today.

I'll take singapore noodles extra spicy please.

And now that the kids have ordered, what do the adults want?

A ladyboy with a small dick and a skinny ass.

boy okay?

Yellow curry, medium spicy
Brown Rice

Neeei

LARB extra spicy

Leave and go to the Vietnamese place

beef pad kee mao, add mushrooms if it doesn’t come with them.

beef and veggie drunken noodles extra or "Thai level" spicy, and a Thai iced tea

Beef pad see ew.

gimme a khao soi nuer, boy.

Mango sushi roll, cashew chicken, and a thai tea.

thai iced tea, tofu pad thai spicy, and mango sticky rice

>this makes you nut

Gimme them god damn drunken noodles

some authentic pad thai

cashew crispy duck over rice, spice level around a 5 please

Chicken Pad Thai and Spring Rolls. If they have pork dumplings get that too.

panang beef, sticky rice, yellow curry chicken

tom yum soup, nigga

>What does everyone want
You to start speaking like a human being. Hay is for horses. the word you're looking for is "Hey" Do your fucking research before you post you illiterate windbag.

Pad Krapow Gai, fried egg on top, Thai tea to drink, maybe a spring roll on the side

Well, I know who ain't getting anything from the Thai joint.

If you can stomach a thai chili, you've reached the plateau of their spiciness.
I'll take some tom yam

Green

This guy fucks

Chopped basil chicken with fried chili paste and garlic (and a lime leaf or two). Pad kra pow gai.

Didn't see when I posted . I'd go with a coffee, but I agree user's got good taste. When those chilis hit the oil... Fuck, that smell is something else. Can't go wrong with massaman beef either unless you've got a nut problem, in which case avoid it like the plague.

I have a policy of not eating food that isn't hamburgers or hot dogs if the area is so backwoods that nobody uses area codes

>fried egg on top
Good way to get sick

Oh man that is where all the good food places are. You are missing out on some of the best food.

kek'd

Do they have wonton soup?

Can't go wrong with basil chicken fried rice with chicken curry skewers on the side