Rate my pizza

Which chain did you order this from?

looks like Papa John's
Slop-of-shit/10

Implying

(You)

wouldn't

Eat

It

And enjoy it for what it is.

aren't you clever sweetie?

rate your own pizza, don't tell me what to do.

Yes, (You(me)) am clever, sweetie.

>eating Amerishart pizza
You fucking retards can't even make cheese so naturally your 'pizza' is beyond help.

>peppers, olives and mushrooms
>not chillis, garlic and anchovies
does mommy need to change your diaper again?

>no anchovies
>no olives
>no garlic
>no peppers

kill yourself

where's the pinapple faggot

Looks like it was hot & possibly ready. Although probably not the bestest, nor does it have the mostest amount of pepperonis possible with 25% more cheese

needs 'vark

>chillis, garlic and anchovies
>not artichokes, black pepper and basil
you need wiping honey?

looks like nigger tier little seizures

Cooked perfectly. Pepperoni is boring. Usually eat 1 slice and eat something else

Why is American pizza floppy?

Why are Yuropoors obsessed?

>pepperoni placed haphazardly all over
>cut right through the pepperonis
2/10

Olives on pizza is god tier

Crust: 2 (Bad seperation between pie & crust)
Sauce: 6 (hard to tell but looks decent)
Toppings: 7 (Pepperoni is good, some look nice n' crispy which I dig)
Cheese: 6 (Looks thin)

Overall: 6.

My GF gave it a 7.

just a single shitty topping and is greasy as fuck. 1/10 at best.

Ok, I understand you’re a weeb an therefore clinically retarded bit consider the following:
Wikipedia is not an authoritive reference as it can be edited by any moron.
Salami is plural, the word you are looking for is salame.
A salame is a fermented sausage, pepperoni is not.
You may need to read this several times so that it sinks into your yellow fever addled brain.

because it is the best.

>pepperoni

How's the 3rd grade treating you?

Except wiki pages are constantly updated and also have links to their sources.

So get fucked college fag. You wasted your money.

What the fuck is wrong with the retarded faggots in this thread talking shit about OP's pizza? Stop pretending like you're above anything

That pizza looks tasty as fuck. Id eat half of it in one go

I mean, all three of those are good yea but gatekeeping fucking pizza toppings makes you sound like a batshit autist.

The fact that the information on Wikipedia is wrong proves his point though.
Pepperoni is definitely not a salami (salame for the autists out there).

>being this fucking elitist about pizza

I bet your parents are proud of you all

Looks delicious to me OP, would eat/10

Pizza looks fine.
I'd have a slice or two.

>elitist
>wanting more than 1 topping and not wanting it to be greasy as fuck
pick one

and everyone's all PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA YOU MORON? LOLOLOLOL reddit bullshit makes me fucking pissed

>Veeky Forums doesn't like pepperoni

>Euro think's we use American cheese on our pizza because it's named American cheese
Yikes

i made this (my first pizza)

That's not okay.

All cheese produced in the USA is objectively, fucking shit regardless of what it's called.

Sounds like you're not getting enough freedom in your diet.

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compared to the shit in my rural area that sells dry cardboard pizza this is a solid 9 of /10

needs a bit more souce etc. on the left side though.

you don't rate a pizza on it's topics but on how well it was made retard.

how can you still live with yourself after this user?

looks like it needs another 5 in oven. Would eat tho.

It looks like it was l̢̡̬̖̞̙̣͛̋̊̿́͢ͅo̻̟̱̒̄̎̉̊̒͐̕ͅv̭͔̜͈͕͈̘͉̗̜͆͛͆̉̍̇͡ing̸̡̡̺̣̱̠̱̙̙̙̍̀̀͂͛̚͡l̡̞̣̳͓̩͖̓͌̀̀̍̍̾͡y̨̛͕͚͈͈̮͆́̀̓͜͝ b̡̢̖̙͍̜͓͊̓̏͌͌͐͞ak̼̦͓͕̞̎̀̈́͒̓͡e̵̝̻̰͇̣̥͐̎̽̀̄̚͜͝ḍ̨̨̩̪̘͔͙̬̑̂̀́̑ ą̹̝̦̦͖̱̒̀̽̑̓̚͘͢ͅt̡̗̗͉̟̳̺͇͊̋̄̐͂́̋͒͗͢͟͝ 2̴̢̜̠̝̝̝̇̋̓̈́̈̐̀ͅͅ2̴̘̻͕͖͕͉̤̿̂͛̐̃͛̀͋̕5̶̭͎̼͔͛̏̏̌̀͟ͅ F.̫̗̫̠͍͚̞̒̄̍͑͟͞͝

If i was hungry i would eat, 5/10.
Tho i do have a friend that will ONLY eat pepperoni on his pizza and absolutely hates anything else on it. Pisses me the fuck off when i have to deal with his shit when we go order some food because he is the pickiest mother fucker ive ever stumbled across

for me it's the combination pizza from the costgo

>pepporoni without jalepeños
0/10 fuck you and your shitty childish pizza preference

Ending with an e is not the correct singularization of an Italian plural ending in i anyway. Autism is fine as long as you're not wrong, too.

How'd it look when it was done?

Because American pizza is intended as take-out or delivery, not eaten in the restaurant, so the crust will inevitably absorb moisture from the sauce during the 30 minute or so delay between coming out of the oven and being eaten.

If we made crispy thin-crust pizzas like Italians, it would get soggy and fall apart when you pick it up. Making the crust thicker and more doughy makes it more able to endure the delivery delay.

That would make sense if it wasn't for the fact that thin crust is a thing, and always has been a thing, and was invented in the US.

That hair on the top left corner...

Made a deep dish

That's the least of his worries with that monstrosity

god damn it I miss those kinds of greasy, nasty pizzas
why can't there be any good cheese substitutes

>4560 cal
I'm in trouble

Fuck everyone who posts like that. This ought to be a bannable offense.

8/10, looks bretty good

good bost

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