Anybody here have experience eating animal food...

Are u girl (female)

You probably won't snack if you eat real meals that actually fill you.

I mean jesus you retard are you really thinking of sitting there throwing back handfuls of dry dog food? Clearly the issue isn't your source of food but rather your mental state over all.

I am but I wouldn't fuck a lowlife like you.

I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you master

Post feet

Stop snacking. Its that simple.
Simple but not easy. Oral addiction is the main reason i drink and smoke weed.

>Chip hurts my mouth !
>gum too sweet !
>nuts too much !
>oats too dry !
>bean tales too long to cook !
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

You are the whiniest fat fuck ive ever met on Veeky Forums

Try cigarette. Instant improvement

>Beans take a long time to prepare
It takes very little active time.
Soak for 12-24 hours then simmer in pot for a few hours stirring occasionally. Not much to it.

No guarantees you won't get some food borne illness, the sanitation at a pet food factory is probably barely regulated at all

>hmmmmm... feeling hungry now
>let's wait 24 hours so I can eat some meme protein

Thanks for nothing bro

I wasn't whining I was explaining why I was looking for something else

Fishfood. You only need a few flakes a day, way more economical.

That’s why you do it yesterday dumdum

How does fish food taste

Is "oral addiction" really such a bad thing if you aren't actually overweight?

My little sister eats those milk bone biscuits. She says they aren't that bad... Can't remember what she says they taste like, but they're safe to eat. Dry though.

holy fuck m8 if you think you get stomach ache from eating nuts, what do you think will happen if you eat food formulated for another species? it's basically just animal gristle and binders

>only need a few flakes a day
Is it that nutritious, or is it because it's a placebo that you'll die on either way?

Just go buy packets of ramen and eat the fuckers uncooker. They're usually a $1 or less in my area per pack. Look for deals and use coupons.
Im a poorfag, but jesus man. You can't be picky when youre poor.
>the uncooked noodles hurt my teefs
Soak it in water for a little bit. Dont gotta do it for long, maybe 30 seconds to a minute in warm water. Longer if its cold.

semen is free on craigslist

>Not just buying a loaf of bread and a packet of ham for like $2

How broke are you man? A full loaf is cheap as fuck and fills you good.

Ramen is straight up unhealthy

>poor
>eating healthy

You can't have both. Not unless you grow your own produce.

This.
Kale and bok choy are like $10/lb, how am I supposed to afford to eat healthy?

Chow down fag. Hell, try some bleach to wash it down. Anything so you stop making shitty threads.

Probably won't kill you, but it's a bad idea. Dog kibble often contains animal hair, and may have bone chips that can chip your teeth. Also, potatoes are cheaper. Sunflower seeds and celery sticks are better cheap things for humans to mindlessly chew on. I'm sure other people have mentioned other things. I'm too lazy to read through a thread this stupid.

>You can't have both.
lol poverty is really just about intelligence in the end.

Yeah, people should really at least reshape the meme into:
>Poor
>Eating Healthy
>Eating excitingly
Or something.
You can slug it out on corn, beans, rice, chicken, and leafy veggies like cabbage for your entire life if you're poor.

If your idea of leaning how to cook is looking up meme lists on allrecipes and buying $30 worth of spices and ingredients for 1 meal, you both don't know how to cook or manage money.

This.
>forces you to get up and go outside (active)
>good to occupy you for a bit but you'll probably start feeling shit if you try to chainsmoke (limits your consumption)
>limited consumption means they're more affordable than snacks
>appetite suppressant so it will help you cut back on snacking between smokes
>promotes weight loss
>zero calories

Smoking is the healthiest option desu.

Suddenly I don't mind cigarette threads on this board so much

OP fuck get some help, talk to a food bank, people care about I'm sure and you aren't well

Why are you comparing dogfood to bleach? It is literally designed to sustain. I am thinking you guys are plain spoiled, if cats ate steak you wouldn't fucking eat it

>PREMIUM pate
>humans wont eat it

I suggest getting a job at a meat processing facility.
Once you see how dirty the meat that's actually meant for human consumption is I'm fairly certain dog food, which is literally processed garbage, won't sound so appetizing.
You filthy fat fuck.

>all food is disgusting
Great so why is there such a reserve for eating food designed for other animals?
says that I could get diseases but is that true? If I can eat a hotdog I wouldn't be surprised if I could stomach some mulched hair and spiders. I have tried dog food before and it doesn't taste that bad, I will look up milkbones

MMmmmm, "Ocean Fish".

>Kale is like $10 a pound

Uh what? Where do you live? Kale is like 0.99 a pound last I checked. shits fucking cheep as hell.

ive been mixing rice with dogfood (ol roys specifically), when boiled the dogfood softens up pretty nice and it goes down alright if you enjoy the taste of ol roys. add some taco seasoning for a good time

Orijen Regional Red is 100% meat cuts, there are absolutely no other ingredients.

Have you tried this OP?

Get a job. It's that fucking simple.
If you're poor because your rent is fucking expensive then move to somewhere where it's cheaper. Rent around 1/4 your monthly pay is perfect.
If your have a car then get rid of it and ride a bike.
t. Only on 1.8k a month and I save $1k of it without even trying.

i tried animal foods for fun.

the dry kibble dog/cat food tastes terrible.kinda like old meat/fish flavored cornflakes.
wet food tasted better, kinda like canned meal meat for humans, but it had many small bone splinter, so the texture was not great.

fish food i tried koi sticks, texture was ok like edible paper, tasted a little fishy, i liked it.

rodent food is mostly seeds but some special treats tasted pretty good like yogurt drops, wheat snacks, carrot kibble or simply dried banana chips.
pellets have a strong hay flavor and a sandy texture.

I've not tried anything myself which is why I ask, if you have any do your dogs enjoy it? I have only tried value brands myself simply because we have dogs but however if I were to devote more money to dogfood I could afford us both more quality food

>koi sticks
>made with salmon
boi these fish eat better than me. Have you ever felt sick? I don't actually intend to replace meals with the stuff just use it as filler inbetween meals

i never felt sick after but i never ate much was just out of curiosity. i cant imagine eating it as a filler, cheap cereal/bread would have the same effect for you and you dont need to worry about health effects of eating animal food.

There was a video series back in ye olde days of youtube where a guy bought a sack of ape food from a zoo to see if he could live off it. The idea being that it's cheap and it should have everything a human needs.

He only ate that for a week or so but gave it up because it was miserable. Can't find it with a few cursory searches but it's probably still around.

I ate a can of dog food as a kid. It was probably Gravy Train. Not the worst thing ever but the thought makes me sick now.

I strongly recommend you don't do it user. It's the kind of thing you may be interested in, but WILL regret and never be able to admit. Like fucking a tranny or murdering a small animal.

I think cat food has taurine in it, aka red bull juice.

Dog food is made from the lowest-grade crap that was rejected for human consumption. There's also a problem with contaminated toxic crap getting mixed in.

One dog biscuit won't wreck your kidneys, but longterm consumption isn't good. Dogs only live about ten years so they don't run into the longterm problems that humans would.