What can I cook with these Kinder eggs?

What can I cook with these Kinder eggs?

Those aren't kinder eggs.

But user, it says it right on the package. Kinder Joy.

Don't put one of those eggs near an American, they're so stupid they try to eat the toy inside.

Actually in Canada we're using Zey're now. They're is toxic masculinity

Make yourself a chocolat chiken by inserting 3-12 in your anüs.

they're Kinder Joys, the only legal kinder eggs in america lmao. you cant trust amerilards to eat candy without checking to see if theres plastic in it first so the Kinder Joy literally separates the candy and the toy so americans dont get confused. ahahahaa

Kinder omelettes.

Melt them all together into a giant kinder ostritch egg and then see if you can fit it inside of your pooper

Did this guy invent the Kinder Egg?

Make kinder ice cream.

regular kinder eggs are available in specialty stores in the US, i just bought one the other day. you have been memed, retard.

Aren't they like five damn dollars?

I dunno if they are $5, I've seen them on the shelf at the local market, but they are in with the imported candy, so they probably cost more than they should (or are worth).

Diabetes

This desu. You can get them just fine. They're definitely not worth the autistic screeching though.

Sharters are so greedy they might eat plastic in their haste. You couldn’t make it up. Thank god for T2 diabetes.

Fuck off back to you Yuropoor cuckold

based trudeau

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Make me, fatty. Or are you busy dodging bullets?

>>yuropoor can’t even own guns, gets run over by Islamic vans of peace
A literal cuck

I got those kinder hippos once because they were very cute

they did not taste good though
kinder products are pretty shit

It's funny because no Americans have died by Kinder eggs, yet several Brits and other Europeans have.

>Not allowed cheese, blackcurrants or Kinder eggs
Land of the Free.
Cuck.
:)

Bongs need any excuse to be obsessed.

But I can get all three of those. Did you forget that imports are a thing?

>Did you forget that imports are a thing?
You guys only import migrants.

Amerisharts don't need an excuse to be obese.

ironically kinder eggs are their best tasting chocolate

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That's some textbook projection, Hashim.