Homemade Tendies and Salad

These are better ones

It’s a mix of BBQ, soy ginger, sweet chili sauce, and a smidge of beer.

If that means it looks decent then I will take that as a compliment.

Not a bad job, OP. You didn't burn the tendies, and meal looks reasonably healthy (well, tendies aren't exactly the best food for you but hey the tomatoes and cucumbers are good for you at least).

What spineless bitch cannot eat raw tomato and cucumber?

Weak salad.

Enjoy your diabetes

I would have halved the maters but otherwise it seems fine.

>salad

>implying it has to have lettuce to be a salad

I’ll let you know when i get my legs amputated.

Well user, I'll be honest with you. It sucks. But I'm sure plenty of the mouth breathers on here will tell you they'd eat it.

>tendies
>Clearly nuggets

0/10 op never cook again

Are you blind? Yeah a few kinda look like nuggets, but those are tendies. Not all need to be uniformly perfect.

Would you call olives and onion a fucking salad?

>Thinly slice onion mixed with olives. Some salt and pepper + olive oil + lemon juice
>wah la

Roast me again dumbass

>no vinegar and onion in the "salad"

tendies look good though.

It's a regional dialect.

i would call that more of a tapenade

Looks like shit. I'd rather buy from frozen food aisle.

Seconded

needs more tendies and onions

>cuts cucumber in pieces
>doesn't even bother to slice the tomatos
>calls it "salad"
>and what the fuck is that dressing

the tendies look kinda okay, though.
to be honest, I don't would be satisfied with myself if I would've made that, but I guess it's okay for a quick dinner when you don't want to cook

I was short for time after dealing with oil and batter. I’m not used to deep frying.

Fair, but is it just because I overcooked/didn’t clean the oil enough? Not balanced enough?

If I were to remake them I would definitely size the individual pieces larger and it would be easier and faster to cook. Otherwise, I tried to make most of them larger pieces. It’s all white meat.

>cucumber salad
>seaweed salad
>fruit salad
I didn’t eat onions and olives, I ate cucumber and tomato sans lettuce. How is it so terrible to call that a salad?

Good point, my mom would have eaten it like that. I didn’t have ACV on hand though or I may have had that way with garlic floating around.

Because they were overcooked/bad oil? Or something else?

If I stuck half an English cucumber in with some grape tomatoes it would have looked a lot weirder. I was just going for quick and bite sized since I misplaced my lettuce. I wasn’t cooking to impress anyone just figured I’d throw it on here and see what everyone had to say.

Well, the important thing is you tried... right?

can't be answered because there is nothing wrong.
people behave here like they think they are expected to behave.
it looks awesome to me. tasty, relatively healthy, not fussy.
looks like a quick homemade sauce too. literally comfort food.

or is that dressing? either way...
would fuck/10

cutt the tomatoes in half or even quarters keep the cucumber cut small, and onions, some oil salt to taste and thats a tastee salid :))))))

the salad is literally shit btw dont test me plz