Childhood is only eating the florets

Childhood is only eating the florets
Adolescence is eating the whole thing but preferring the florets
Adulthood is realizing the stem was the best part all along

transcendence is saving the stem in a ziplock bag of vege scraps in the freezer to make stock with

True evolution is growing own

ultimate enlightenment is blending them and rectally administering the slurry.

Transcendence is moving on to cauliflower

no
stems are shit

The moment I became an adult was the moment I started eating strawberries whole, without removing the leaves.

Non-autistic is just eating your damn broccoli.

Adulthood is realizing there's no point in eating vegetables ever

Adulthood is realising they're all the same thing.

Anyone who had to find this out as an adults are man child. Literal man child. This board is full of man child. You damn man child. Learn to eat what your parents provide for you, damn man child.

True adulthood is when you discover how they massage the prostate just right.

>the trash part of the broccoli that gets wholesaled to prisons is the best part

So I was never a child? Peculiar.

It all tastes the same. Just different textures.

How about just fry it on a pan deliciously brown? Your colon can use the fiber like this n prob and you eat spring time avitaminosis supplements anyway not to mourn about a bit of vitamin loss.

>not just getting your fiber supplement and drinking your Pepsi like a good boy
It's not like we are actually allowed near stoves anyways, so why bother LARPing on a chicken nugget enthusiast forum?

it tastes better though.

In what way? It's slightly more watery and has the texture of a carrot?

has more flavor and the texture is better. just need to steam it a little longer.

at last I truly see

The moment I became an adult was when I stopped picking the seeds out of the surface of the strawberry.

>not liking that crunch

Being a Child is using Cheese
Being a Teen is using Alfredo sauce
Being an Adult is using Bacon grease

not quite the same thing- more so they are distinct varieties with different flavors, textures and growth cycles

>stinky farty stock
no thank you

>not using peanut butter

what's a vege

show bobs and vege

how can one OP be so right?

if you love the stem so much just buy kohlrabi and be done with it

You're joking right

>ribeye is the same as tenderloin