My piss smelled like pretzels

salty coins and milk

at least, that's what my dad's tastes like

Strong minty ammonia and other harsh cleaning products possibly due to Modafinil and tianeptine usage. Smells strong even when clear

If it tastes sweet, your diabetic

Buckwheat. But that's because I ate buckwheat

Fuck you OP.
I was trying to smell my piss just now so I could report back, but when I was getting in close while trying to take a piss, my hand slipped and i pissed all over my face and in my nose.
Fuck this day.

your moms breath, coincidence?
I think not.

like piss

>having to lean in to smell

That is just fucking disgusting.

Water, because I make sure to always be hydrated to the point where my piss is completely clear.