Your opinion on jewish delicatessens?

your opinion on jewish delicatessens?
and please keep it family friendly.

usually somewhat meme priced, but pastrami and good lox are legitimate culinary triumphs. I also like the pickles.

Oy vey, I’m lovin’ it. How about some hot Matzo Ball soup?

pretty good. I only respect the lowly working class jew, and their food is good.

Delicious as fuck, but yeah, typically expensive.

Had a smoked whitefish sandwich at one a long time ago that was great
then the place closed and every whitefish sandwich i've gotten from every other different place have all been godawful

>pastrami

Not a fan of Jews, but the food is a good collection of Central European cuisine. I prefer a non-Jewish German or Polish deli if available because of pork, though.

I tried a halva bar from the supermarket and it was disgusting. Gave it to a beggar on my way back.

The ones in Chicago I experienced were great. One had a tranny cashier.

did you suck his dick?

Baby foreskins

I love them!!

Yes, she let me suck on her feminine bepis. :3

Used to be a place in North Dallas when I grew up that used imported New York City water. I guess they imported everything else too I don't know. Everyone was nuts about this place. I was just a little kid but the bagels were pretty damn good.

its my guilty pleasure.
I'd kill for a pastrami sandwich now

of course you want to keep it family

Oh, she got rid of her eye bags.

>imported NYC water

why though

halva is admittedly pretty weird. Its like what youd think would happen if you dumped chunky peanut butter into a cotton candy spinner

They're all excellent after being baked in an oven.

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i don't think you can eat thaat white blob at bottom left with any of the fish or meat you fucking goy

she's always looked hideous to me but some picture are surfacing where she looks like a regular human being i would ignore on the street. nice.

Im not a huge fan of jew food, but i hear foreskins are delicious

>family friendly

Do you know where you are user?

Also, lox is disgusting IMO

religious dietary proscriptions are some of the most autistic things on earth

I tried it in NYC and sadly I fucking loved it

back in good ol' WWII my country Denmark pretty much surrendered immediately but not before handing over the jews like a hot potato to Sweden, so sadly no jewish deli's in the country

Check yo goy privilege

>look, one old jewish fanatic is evil
>so I will leave this picture in non-related thread to push my unverbalised agenda

just stay in your containment board

Can't say I've been to one, but Iove everything in that smorgasboard.

that feel, no qt3.14 Jewish gf

needs more pork

>What has been called "hate speech" on his part has been condemned by the American Jewish Committee and the Anti-Defamation League.[12][13]

Iktfb

back to your containment board /pol/tard

Depends on the deli, they vary in quality. What they never vary in is being very overpriced.

Not all delis are created equal but sometimes you run across a good one. My local deli is medium average. I will say that an onion bagel with garlic herb schmear with scallions and a cup of soup, potato leek or tomato basil is a pretty righteous way to start a day.

>jewish

No reason except the for the bullshit that the jew delis can charge more for bagels and italians for pizzas, because NYC water. With exceptions it really doesn't matter.

A lot of this stuff is just nostalia and nothing to do with water quality. Though sometimes it does like in south florida, drink that sulfur shit with a hangover and it just makes it worse.

Do you what Scottish smoked salmon is faggot?

Scottish smoked salmon > lox anytime, anywhere.

>tfw that is my fetish.

... It also depends on health standards. For instance jewish delis and a lot think they get away with shit because of religion and they do and that's pathetic.

My point is, just because it's a "jewish" deli doesn't mean you'll get anything better than some regular ass Greek or any other local deli. It just doesn't work that way to think because it's "jewish" and you pay a shitload more that you'll get something more.

Don't be a sucker.

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They're likely hiring illegal aliens in the background to do stuff as every other restraunt does in NYC yet charging a lot more because it's "jewish."

Same shit, different names, if jewish deli, stupid retard level prices for the look at me look at me types.

WOW MAN!!!!
I went to a Jewish restaurant,
"Iv'e seen God!"
Lemmie pay more.

The difference between me and most of you is that while I'm not anti-Jewish or anti-Isreal, I just find it funny that you people make an industry of it.

Pathetic and funny

(((jewish)))
Yeah, nah

I hate Jewish food, it gives me gas.

I'm sure the intention of this thread was to discuss food and not incite /pol/dditors to derail it with conspiracies and the same 3 jew jokes over and over again.

>muh /pol/
Your obsession with that board is concerning

>/pol/ invites redditors to Veeky Forums 2 years ago via The_Donald
>over the past 2 years the redditors have smeared shit over every single board on Veeky Forums
>"why are you mad? you don't like the smell of shit?"

Your lack of self awareness is concerning

Jew reporting in.
inb4 banned

baked goods is where we accel. Cookies, meat pastries, knishes, bread.

Jews eat raw onions because they know it decreases estrogen. The onion meme from Veeky Forums is real.

>accel
You clearly don't excel at spelling.

It's too bad that an Isreali Jew isn't reporting in for proper guidance.

Why would you get banned for baked goods? I've seen some stupid bans but never for baked goods. WTF!!! GTFO!

FUCKIN LOVE REAL boiled bagels

Protip: Veeky Forums has always been like that

"nigger hate" threads on Veeky Forums have been around since forever, you're the plebbitor here trying to act like you know what you're talking about.

Except they were funny in the past. Now it's all about who can spam the most infographs.

chopped liver can eat a dick as well as gefilte fish but otherwise we good

there's a subreddit dedicated specifically to Veeky Forums that is 20x larger than the Trump subreddit

Except they still are funny, meme factories continue as always, sometimes it takes some shit digging to get to the gold though. Perhaps you just get too upset when the truth is attached more than you like

No they're not. I hate niggers as much as the next guy, but the nigger hate threads are the same pictures and jokes reposted over and over again. Perhaps I've just been coming here too long and have grown tired of seeing the same shit day in and day out. What I would give to be a newfag redditor like you and still get my kicks from reposts.

That describes it exactly!
It being all dry gave it a strange texture as well.

Smoked salmon is something I eat regularly

I'm an edgy /pol/tard but I love some Jewish deli.

love it

>on Veeky Forums
>still isnt aware of the technology that will replace judaism

Halvah is great, pleb

but also, it's more turkish

Jewish deli food is basically salty romanian food, but it's still great

jews are lucifer's chosen people, but I love lox with bagels

That's glorious.

Jew's in Australia rarely open up delis for some reason and goys don't know how to make a proper pastrami sandwich.

Really fucking annoying places to go. Really fucking irritating.

How do you find ur-tier comfy annoying/irritating?

I think he's talking about all of the kikes kvetching about the place.

$1000 EOY.

classic cheesespin.net

I've often thought that my town needs a good deli. A Jewish deli would be perfectly fine.

They're kind of weird because most of the best cold cuts are derived from pork.

Nobody liked him except the orthodox
t.israeli

>all the good goys in this thread