"sammich"

You say sammich and think it's funny and cute don't you?

Nobody gives a shit except for you
Kill yourself

You totes got me bruh. Have a sammich and marathon some Rick And Morty :)

Nah, sammich is pretty fucking gay

Literally, and I do actually mean literally, NO ONE says it like that.

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You've probably said sammich in the last 48 hours.

No I say sammich/samwich because I live in a flyover and that's how we say it here in the sticks. Nice try though A for effort

>sammie

>sammich
>not sanger

>Sand witch

>sando

>smashed potatoes

hoagie >:)

its pronounced euro

well done I cant stop laughing

>jye-roh

I hate this “word”!

Why is it that people think it’s cute to pronounce normal words with a childlike pronunciation to other grown adults? I could see using cutesy talk with your significant other but with normal friends and family in your day to day life?

“Sammich” is not a regional dialect. It’s a poor pronunciation of an English word.

In southern England (where the sandwich was invented by the Earl of Sandwich) we shorten it to “sarnie”. Anything else is incorrect.

Oy Nigel, giv us a bacon sarnie will ya

Sammy.

I just say "give me a sushi man sammich"

>Implying it's just the South
>Implying you faggots are relevant and have a monopoly on sandwich slang
>Implying the Irish "sambo" isn't the GOAT

>Peebnut bubter

Well done, you’re getting it.
>Irish
Shhh. Humans are speaking.

youtube.com/watch?v=SL4zHH2oFnM

>bammetjes

>weebnut wubter

>fish and chips
Brits are such faggots

>'go 'za

go back to Facebook, normie idiot

>sammich
You prefer sanger?

youtube.com/watch?v=tcHkMnfwnr8

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You're both wrong, they're "butties"

>sammich
>not sandoozle
>not being obnoxiously ironic in every conversation you have
"Hey dude, I'll be there in 20, I'm gunna bash out on this sandoozle and go choke and poke. Ya herd?"
"Word up, diggity dawd dog diggidy."
"Most excellent, gangster unit. Don't forget to smash that like button."

>sangwitch

white people say sammich, usually northern midwest

hispanics say sangwitch

Beaners also call ketchup "salsa." Shifty little midgets, I don't trust them.

Ever since I got preggers, the only meal I can make for my hubby are sammiches! It’s so tough being a wifey in the current year!

Hey mommy facebook friends! Do any other moms know the best place to shop for samich fixins? Baby life is expensive. Look at hubby with crumbs on his belly sleeping with our little Caden-jamal. Best daddy award.

Kwasong

>buttie
Ok but more northern.

>stulle

Apex Kek

Upvoted gif

peenut butthurt

>Budder
>Wadder

>sammy

>bahtuh
>wawtuh

Bamp on good thread

>hambjoerger

Sanger.

what the fuck do you call it then, fat cunt?

>maccy D's
>om nom nom
>hashies (when reffering to hash browns)

Buhsketti

>samberjamber

My mom calls them "sangies"

thing is, if you use a cob is it still a butty?