Seriously, do you really care if she can cook or not?

>Raped as kid
Her grandfather was a hollywood producer (dune, evil dead) so yeah, she was raped.

>bruschetta
>pancetta

youtube.com/watch?v=jcJH_WjlCDk

Yes.

>food networks official put this together
wew lad

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>"So today, we're going to make a nice BRUCE-sket-AUH"

Legit the only reason I can't stand her, otherwise her show's pretty enjoyable.

That kind of thing always bothers me too. It just seems so tryhard

But is it tryhard when you lived in Italy as a child?
her family is hollywood money.

Yeah actually. I get that people think that because she is hot that is reason enough to watch her show. But really there are just as hot or hotter chicks in softcore or hardcore porn and there are better cooks with better shows out there. So unless you feel the need to combine both, I don't see much reason to watch her.

>using the correct pronunciation makes you mad

you talk in riddles, so no, I do not catch your "drift"

this a little more your style, user?
chubby chaser detected

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Why do ppl love ms.dolphin teeth again ?

>Using one's natural speaking voice, then shitting something in exaggerated Italian to seem "authentic" makes you mad.

FTFY

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Why are you jealous of a qt you've never met?

She can't cook and her show is a blog. But she's got tits. Great big scrumptious titties and more ivory in her mouth than a pack of wild elephants.

Yes
Thanks for letting us know
You understand a concept. Congrats

this site is 18+

I do that words of ours that have become English loan words. Hard not to pronounce things correctly when you're a native speaker.

How can other cooks compete?

I bet you wouldn't, roastie. I bet you wouldn't

you think batali ever harassed her?

>you dont know who this is so you must be underage :(
I don't watch food related videos or shows. What do you expect?

>posting that you’re an ignorant fucktard
Mmm kay

They have tits on the internet these days. You don’t have to watch cooking shows to masturbate anymore, unless that’s been your fetish all along.

pics or it didn't happen

>expecting everyone on the internet to know or care who your favorite foodbloggers are

>television is blogging
I wish millennials would die already.

Kids... Jerking off to the lingerie page in the weekly Kohl's ad was great. Googling "boob" just isn't the same.

>watching so much television that you can instantly recognize or name everyone on the Food network
Alright Grandpa.

>knows about food network
fuckin' Gen-X'ers!

>go to a thread to post you don’t know who the subject is
I don’t think any amount of explaining will make you understand how retarded you are. And really it’s cruel to try. It’s like trying to make a dog do your taxes. You could always go play on /b/ kiddo. There’s a bunch of posters just like you.

>kiddo
You're probably like 23 years old, bud. You're still a kid yourself.

>mgtow: the post

>masturbate
>because everything is about sex
only women can think like this because they're all depraved sex maniacs

but i don't think of sex every time i see something that's pleasing to the eye. sometimes things are just nice to look at.
when you slap on your make up every morning are you trying to look sexy or just trying to look nice? pervert.

I like people who are able to switch languages/accents quickly on a word by word basis. It's a sign of intelligence.

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Didn’t they have an affair?
>Beat Bobby Flay

underrated poster

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

youtube.com/watch?v=98qw86DsdZ0

I'll never forgive her for what her grandpa did to David Lynch. Can't look at her without feeling disgust.

I’m in a position in my life where reading this was incredibly cathartic, and I can’t remember the last time I felt anything. How much does a man have to put up with in this life? Is there anything to live for in this grey existence filled with grey hedonistic escapes?

now listen to me and listen very well. you're gonna live under the roof of my house which i worked so hard to get. i am also going to be coming back from work very tired so you better learn how to cook if you want to find yourself a keeper and not someone who will dump your skanky ass after a one night fuck.

>she rubs the lemon on the fish or else she gets the hose again
you're kinda creepy, dude.

>she rubs the lemon on the fish or else she gets the hose again

i don't know why but that cracked my up

that should be a Veeky Forums banner

been a while since i read this pasta

Bobby Flay will complete his transformation to middle aged Denis Reynolds soon.

I don't actually find her that attractive. Sure, she has nice tits, but I'm not that big into big boobs in the first place. I can take 'em or leave 'em.

You realize I can search porn by category, ethnicities, body type literally whatever my dick wants to get hard to that hour is at my finger tips. Hell there is tech out now that with a face pic you can get any girl you want simulated into a porn. I don't think fuzzy skinamax and sear catalogue models are as good as the absolute plethora of pornography available on the internet

Yeah, so how many variations on toasty cheese are there?

is this the white version of pepper your angus?

Looks like you missed the point there bud. Heh, just zoomed right over your head there.

Looks like all that porn has rotted your mind to the point that there is no longer any capacity for reading comprehension remaining.

I would love to jizz on her teeth.

>Beat Off Bobby Flay

I enjoy watching nice boobs bounce around while whisking. Not sure if it helps make the food better though.

I’d assume so

Not really.
I would prefer it that she could survive without become obese or diabetic were I to go on a 4 year business trip or whatever. but since i can cook, IDC if she's good at it.

That pronunciation is correct. You’re embarrassing yourself.

It's fucking pasta m8

>can’t get wood to anything other than hardcore porn
Yes m8, everyone else is weird but you’re normal.

This is meant to be her:
Another day, another raunchy photo of this spicy TV girl having sex with some random guy!

It never fails to amaze us that she has her own show and peddles all these wholesome products in big family retail stores… yet we constantly get new photos and videos of her having sex with random men!

Yes, we’ll describe the photo to you.

She is reverse straddling a man in bed. They are both sitting up. She is facing the camera as she holds it at arms length to take the photo. She seems to be arching her back to push her breasts out.

Nobody is wearing clothes. Her skin is very pale, but her face is fully made up. She is wearing dark eye shadow and pink lipstick, similar to other photos we’ve seen of her. Her mouth is wide open and she is smiling.

The man is black. He is wearing large aviator sunglasses and also has a big smile on his face. Our source says the man is a rapper, but we were unable to identify him.

No, we’re not publishing the photo here. This isn’t a p*rn site, people! By the way, we did check the pixelation. The photo appears to be genuine, with no edits.

Just another swirly day for our spicy TV girl!

Giada is the reason Bobby got divorced from the blonde goddess Stephanie March.

There's some nudist chic on youtube that does a cooking show in the nude

Bobby cheated on her with a black girl

Her huaband is an oaf. You have a chance. Fucking hate that bitch. 4 foot saggy ass titty fake accent big mouthed ducking bottom to Bobby Flay every fucking day goddamn whore. Probably ducked the gay named side to get on the channel.

Today we are going to make homemade spaghetti. Let us start with a short ingredient list.

You are going to need:
>Italian flour
>Italian cheese
>Italian garlic
>Italian salt
>Italian tomatoes
>Italian cutting board
>Italian pots
>Italian knife
And don't forget your Italian as air!

>Probably ducked the gay named side
what are you even trying to say