Webm thread

I've spent all morning doing dim sum with friends. I think I can handle it.

How he gettin out when he got egg all around?? He be crazy building himself in like that with all them eggs. Mmm hmm

Yeah this gif was incredibly disturbing. Can someone tell me what those were? Were those really tiny puppies?

Baby mice, chinks have this shitty belief exotic things have health benefits and eating things moments before death or as fresh as possible makes it tastier

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How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

I bet it squeaked

He can't. He has to cook and sell them all before he can leave.

Got a little turned on desu

i've wanted to post this for a while. i've got a few vids of this guy doing similar things. but i'm certain i'd get b& based on previous bans.

so i'm monitoring that post with interest.

they're confirmed rats, not mice or dogs.

Rats.

metro.co.uk/2016/02/24/peta-urges-investigation-into-video-of-man-eating-baby-rat-5713909/

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How does he get out of there without eating all the rats?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I KEK'D SO HARD AT THAT FILENAME LMAO XD

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not only are they cooking it alive but they fucking chopped its head off too... goddamn soulless gooks

>not only are they cooking it alive but they fucking chopped its head off too

wot?

Welcome to Asian cooking.

yeah m8 it's beyond fucked, asians are seriously fucked in the head

You damn well know what I mean

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This shit, and all overly long and elaborate Indian street food videos always make me irrationally angry because the final product looks like such fucking shit. Seriously, that looks worse than virtually anything I would ever prepare and eat at home, and the guy is being videotaped as some sort of egg guru? It's like this with all of these Indian webms; the food looks like total shit, it takes forever to make, there are like 42 steps using various different spices and shit, and then it's all slopped on a plate in some gross heap.

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I'm getting a few gay vibes from this, but not a lot.

Hmm

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1 minute of my life I'll never get back

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clearly not indian

can I buy those cookies after she's done with them

please dont do this again

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>cookies

those are grammo crackers mate

Melbourne truly is the best place in the world for coffee. The birthplace of the McCafe, no less.

>dies of thirst

>inb4 LA beast eating lamps
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 vegan egg
>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer
>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder
>inb4 Monster melting in lava
>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking
>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme
>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it
>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles
>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera
>inb4 expensive japanese beef box
>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive
>inb4 mosquito patties
>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
>inb4 cute japanese survival food
>inb4 chilli beans fountain
>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with machete
>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs
>inb4 koreans trying american food
>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole
>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary
>inb4 rolling burning pigs
>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel
>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant
>inb4 cage falling on wild boars
>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments
>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife
>inb4 old school Subway ad
>inb4 skinning a frog
>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony
>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments
>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe
>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible
>inb4 dildo gummy candy
>inb4 """spicy""" frapuccinos
>inb4 turkish ice cream troll
>inb4 chink cutting a headless spasming fish

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 big booty cook
>inb4 icecream porn
>inb4 stroggification

>look mom, I posted it again!

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Sometimes it's really disturbing to acknowledge the fact that brits basically conquered the world and this is the shit they cherish as the culinary treasures.

hipsters were a fucking mistake

>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
a what now

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

that slight of hand booger flick into the food

Tfw know all of these unironically

I could almost swear that I have seen this exact same reaction with the exact image at least twice before. It feels like I am stuck in an infinite loop on the Event Horizon or something.

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end yourself

>twice

I sure as hell see this stupid reaction to these webms every time

>see something completely stupid and never done before
>keep ordering it to tell all your friends you were the first to try it
What's wrong with people

>that'll be 65$

What's he looking for here? Jizz?

a few?

yes, impressive, but ... why not just freeze the water in the cup?

You obviously don't understand. Picture being an Indian. You just got out of a 37 hour shift at the tech support scam shack and waded through knee deep shit water on your route back to your plywood shack you share with 50 other people to find some man cooking egg sandwiches for cheap when you barely have enough rupees to even buy clean water. That guy could wipe his ass with the bread before he made those and they would still sell like crazy in india. HE IS THE EGG KING

>twice
How new

break the knee before The King of The Egg Fortress

Such vivid imagery it's like I'm in Mumbai

Never had any worries about some wage slave cumming on your burger?

It does happen.

Those are just nervous spasms, right? That eel is dead, right?

user the eel doesn't even have a head in that webm.

Pleb.

Why does this exist

so?

To put hipster bartenders like that guy out of a job.

how do the poo poo worms and abominations not escape from the baskets when she takes the lids off?

>cloudy
>effort is hipster
Tell me what it's like being a middle schooler living in 2008.

fucking gross

Hipster barista detected. I'm sorry you will be replaced by robots within a year.

imagine if that was used on someone. holy shit.

Most overrated fool on ck

can someone please post that gross taco/nacho casserole video? you know the one

look at all that gutter oil fried gook food

disgusting

The irony is it actually makes the meat worse since it causes the animal distress and to tense up, which makes it tougher to chew.

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

you will be here forever
you have been here forever

I've always wondered how to make home made ice cubes.

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