ITT: What did Veeky Forums eat for breakfast today?

ITT: What did Veeky Forums eat for breakfast today?

>1/2 small watermelon
>black coffee

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>bottle of perrier
>few mugs of vodka
>room temp leftover fritos burrito

Probably gonna have some deenz

instant kimchi ramen
I had homemade fish and chips for dinner though, my life isn't entirely sad.
when it comes to the food at least

>breakfast classics

"In order to promote sales of bacon, for example, he conducted research and found that the American public ate very light breakfast of coffee, maybe a roll and orange juice. He went to his physician and found that a heavy breakfast was sounder from the standpoint of health than a light breakfast because the body loses energy during the night and needs it during the day."
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oatmeal with blueberries and maple syrup
morrocan chicken cous cous with a salad
a mars bar
frying steak with pata in tomatoe sauce with salad.
yogurt with raspberries.
blood sausage on sourdough bread.
another mars bar.
6 beers and lots of tea

80ml methylated spirits
half a frozen pizza, plan to eat the other half in a couple hours when i drink again

>breakfast

oats sweetened with local honey

Brioche french toast, with pink grapefruit marmalade, a banana, and a glass of orange juice.

...

Nothing. Never.

2 pieces of pizza and coffee with powder hot chocolate

3 cups of coffee and 3 cups of water

Braised brisket
“Sweet hash” made from beet carrot and parsnip.

crepes because i run the crepe station at the breakfast place i work at

A banana/oatmeal/cinnamon smoothie.

>2 tbps psyllium husk
>1 scoop whey protein powder
>12 oz of tap water
>200mg caffeine tablet
>American Spirit Blue cigarette

macaroni and cheese

how is the eyesight coming along

milk
peanut butter, honey, banana, bread
rockstar energy

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and if I had to estimate ~4 oz of milk

Banana and apple. Made a pizza a little later.

t-bone steak with fried egg
3 buttermilk pancake
hash brown
chicken sausage
bacon
banana
orange juice

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comfy

>your mum is breakfast.

...

I went out with my co-workers for breakfast and grabbed a cheddar-ham-jalapeno sandwich

vending machine powdered donuts and coffee with dry creamer

Coffee and green tea

I want those hands to stroke my chorizo

Burger King, also known as "L.A. Kool"

3 fried eggs, 3 strips of crisp bacon, 2 sausages, hashbrowns, a can of giant baked beans in tomato sauce and 1 slice of toast with melted cheddar cheese. Large cup of black coffee, a leftover glazed donut and glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. I am stuffed and feel like a king. It's only 7am here but I am going to start day drinking soon and then order pizza for lunch. I think I will get a medium with mushrooms, onions, jalapeno, pepperoni, olives and peppers. Mmmmm

Spot the fatty with depression whose only escape and joy in life is eating and drinking copious amounts of shit.

Be honest user how much do you weigh?

Your coworker is hot I can tell just by her hands.

You're pretty much on point. I'm too far too embarassed to post my weight

it's literally an anonymous vietnamese cartoon porn board. Nobody gives a shit. Just post the number you fuck.

she has a good figure but otherwise she's a total chinlet

Fine. Last time I checked which was a week ago I weighed 377lbs.

im guessing you have like 2 more weeks to live

Fuck me you're a big boy aincha?

montreal bagel with dill pickle cream cheese, and a grape raspberry and kiwi fruit salad.

gay but sounds pretty good.

Crepes with Devonshire cream, lingonberry jam, bacon and black coffee from Costa Rica

>a leftover glazed donut
who left it? cause i know it wasnt you

My mom when she came to visit

TOAST
i eat toast for breakfast every single day because its just so yummy aaaaaaa
(not with jelly tho)
toast is best with a ton of salad, some tomatoes and some tuna salad.

writing this makes me wanna have even more toast aaaaaaaaaaa

Bacon sandwich and a coffee
>toasted roll
>coleman's mustard on one side, butter on the other
>five slices of round canadian bacon
>salt and pepper
>lettuce
Good stuff

overpriced brueggers jalapeno cheddar bagel w veggie cream cheese
overpriced brueggers sesame bagel w honey walnut cream cheese
two hardboiled eggs with salt and pepper from 711
soda from 711
yeh I'm at work

>a leftover glazed mom
me after I came to visit your mom

doesn't that breakfast give you the shits?

why are u eating so much user?

leftover bourbon and coke that was sitting on the coffee table when I woke up.

trying to fix my house
lost my rug

Eggs

my 10/10 qt babe bought me a chicken caeser salad and a pint of calton draft lager looked something like this

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you would be pissing and shitting like a race horse imo

nothing because my fridge was literally empty

I had a small cup of greek yogurt and some almonds.

Currently smacking on some Special K Protein cereal and fat free milk and then I'll move onto my protein bar since I skipped breakfast and lunch on account of being asleep.

>only 2 pancakes
how much do you weight 100 pounds?

>only

Do you realize how many carbs and sugar are in a single pancake?

DO YOU?

You mean that thing you make out of hunger and self hatred at 5 pm?

I guess this, and a cup of coffee.

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There's only flour, hardly any sugar brainlet

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yeah man I douse my pancakes with water not syrup too

Wow. Seriously? Not the water thing, but the idea of not knowing what to put on pancakes that isn't syrup.

WOW! like omg. amirite. giiiiirl.

5am shared with friend straight from the pan with uncooked white bread as plate.

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>coffee with powder hot chocolate
mah nigga

i hope you work out a lot
dude you need to slow down
unhealthy
dubs of the southern fatty
mg caffeine tablet
dude that should kill you wtf
are you poor as me?
another dubs for southern fatties
weird
don't do this to yourself user
dubs see prior post
trying to be healthy but not eating enough to do so

Fag

Scrambeled eggs with japalenos and olives, cooked in butter and topped with shredded mozerella. Sauteed bell pepper and cherry tomatoes. Wilted baby spinach. YUM. Just started low carb a few days ago.

One gigantic pancake and four fried eggs

Lexapro and black coffee

Greek-style yoghurt with blueberries and toasted oats

three glasses of water

Beautiful

There's still a good amount of sugar you fucking retard, and that's before all the sugar you pour on top.

2 bags of potato chips (unsalted + chives) and 137g Vanilla oreos

Yep im going to die of obesity at 40

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Bacon and eggs are my breakfast because i can cook both in less time than it takes to boil water and the cleanup is minimal. He might have made it popular for marketing reasons, but it's a good, protein rich combo.

A can of Boyardee and a cup of black coffee.

1 raw egg and a clove of garlic.
I loaned out my pan to my bud but he hasn't returned it.

a whole block of cadbury turkish delight chocolate

>breakfast

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>4 scrambled eggs
>cheese thrown on

Eggs are my staple in the morning

Kys fat edge lord. Fucking disgusting

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>Triangle nail

Wtf

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Ah yes, the diuretic delight.

>mg caffeine tablet
>dude that should kill you wtf

>2 cups of coffee
>dude lmao wtf!@!?!?!?!?!?!?

kys

Last nights dinner

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McDonald's sausage muffin and a bacon egg and cheese biscuit with a large black coffee. And hash browns.

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Get a bagel sammie sometime.

5 slices of bacon

Lunch: liver & onions + 1 hard cider

Dinner: skewered korean beef + 5 more ciders

You are trash
Never post here again

I didn't
I sleept until 2 PM and immediatly made lunch instead
Mashed Potatoes with chicken meat from the pan

I hope you're wearing an adult diaper for the aftermath.

Garbage

>1/2 small black coffe
>A whole watermelon

>1 bowl of steel-cut oats boiled in milk with honey and cinnamon and blueberries
>1 grapefruit