Kys morons. Yeast infected pussy is more appetizing than this shit

How come we don't eat cockroaches then?

Shrimp are sea bugs, but this is a dumb comparison. Cockroach's have lots of organs to get through, shrimp just have a single digestion tract that can be removed easily or just eaten.

Keep justifying why you love moving sea scum

I'd eat both desu

Don’t make it less tasty lol if cockroaches tasted like shrimp I’d eat em

Because some pretentious faggot whi smells his own farts in this free time from the New Yorker didn't tell you to?

>pretentious people tell me so
What? you mean the majority of the world that recognizes shrimp as regular seafood?

Why don't we give these guys Rights? Same family

>implying it isn't peasant f2p food
pic related is patrician non poorfag food

Stick around longer. You will see someone arguing that we should.

The funny thing is I'm eating the most succulent shrimp right now with my pasta. Stay mad, autism kun.

scientificamerican.com/article/argentina-grants-an-orangutan-human-like-rights/
i mean...

Don't some vietnamese or maybe chinese people eat them fried?

Gave them to blacks, why not? It's just as much of a leap

Unironically me. Why not? We give rights to women and black """people"""

>tfw you die choking on buckets' full of poorly chewed cockroach chitin because you were trying to win a prize worth less than $1,000
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238835/Autopsy-reveals-Florida-man-died-winning-cockroach-eating-contest-choked-death-didnt-allergic-reaction.html
Rate my death?

This is why people don't eat cockroaches incidentally OP (from that same article):
>'Very few [human] cultures tend to eat cockroaches because they store large amounts of uric acid and nitrogenous waste. And they tend to be scavengers and feed on things most people wouldn’t consider to be desirable.'

>Florida man
What an absolutely abhorrent story

What got me the most about it are:
A) He didn't even have an allergic reaction, he just did such a poor job chewing that he somehow choked to death and
B) He felt motivated to eat a bucket of cockroaches for the mere chance to win a prize worth less than what a lot of people would make in a week

And people used to think fresh air caused disease.

>Same family
Insects and Crustaceans diverge at the phylum level you ignorant double nigger.

yeh i mean technically all life on earth is related....including plants and us if you go back far enough

It would be like if today you took chicken meat and pureed it with a gallon of water then set it on a stove to reduce until it thickens up a bit that was prison lobster then being appalled that a white table cloth restaurant serves airline half chicken.

>Yeast infected pussy is more appetizing than this shit
>tfw high libido and high test
>tfw wouldn't turn this down
Just a matter of washing with bleach afterwards r-right?

I love how childish picky eaters go out of their way to tell everybody they're wrong or pretentious to justify basing their diet on tendies.

>these people hang out on cooking boards

How can you justify not liking shrimp? For gods sakes you can you can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Theres shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.
Thats...thats about it

I appreciate this post

>Not potatos and karawban
Peasant

oh, we will m8, we will

in under 200 years we will be eating protein pastes made from insects I guarantee it

Not OP but I'll share my two cents.

I'm more than willing to try shrimp if it crosses my path, but that's only happened on one occasion and it just happened to be one of the worst things I've ever eaten. I'd give it a second chance considering it was made by someone I knew to be a questionable cook, but I felt that experience burned me so badly I certainly wouldn't go out of my way to try it if it meant I had to forego other food or spend any money.
The one time I did try it the taste was reminiscent of dirty seawater and it had a texture like wet styrofoam. When I bit into it there was just a little bit of give before it kind of burst and filled my mouth with juice, and I was left chewing on a stringy bag of gristle that I could barely choke down.

I thought the miasma thing was un-fresh, stinky air.

That gif makes me really uncomfortable. That's how people die.

unfair comparison shrimps are naturally salted.

overlooked fact: fresh lobster has been a luxury good since the dawn of man. Our capabilities of providing fresh lobster however, very expensive until recently. There are so many paintings, still life's, frescoes from Roman times even, showcasing lobster. Live, or prepared, of course. Dead? Bait, fertilizer, poverty food. Ask any Cajun, they'll tell you the same about crawdads.
>1781 dutch

literally today tho
kill all communists

i have more sympathy for the orangutan than nearly all humans, I am not a tree hugger, I am no hippie. But these gentle creatures I feel great sympathy towards.
Every time you buy a girl scout cookie. Or instant ramen, or anything else with Palm oil, you kill orangutans. Sad truth. We have to save these guys.

Or the Chinese will kill them all just like the rhinos and tigers.

Wasn't there a TV show where they got people to eat disgusting shit for a chance at a green card?
Then there's those poor whores that were used to make that Veeky Forums financed scat and puke porn.
People aint shit.

Those paintings of food on tables always look so nice and comfy. You can tell the painter appreciated the subject.

the things that happen to animals in china makes me almost racist towards chinese

>Not being racist towards literally soulless ant people already

The Chinese are awful

Are you fucking dumb? Clearly you are. But really, are you fucking dumb? A shrimp has no other organs than a digestive tract? Just think about that.

No they didn't.
Correct. That user got it backwards.

>racist agains people that do stuff to animals on the other side of the world
>but not racist to people literally raping, stealing and murdering in your country (niggers)
Such is the life of soy.

Isn't it all located in the "head" on the prawn, though?
I don't know how the organs are distributed in a roach but I feel like they're probably more of a hassle to remove.

there are 7 billion humans, how many orangutans are there?

>the lives of literal monkeys have more worth than white people who are going extinct soon
Found you, how's your wife's family?

what's wrong with the shrimp we got? The shrimp we got taste purty good

t. arrogant cunt

No you fag, it's good because they taste good.

We snowpiercier now.

Most insects have three segments. The same goes for shrimp. You eat the third segment of the shrimp. The roach has a similarly meaty third section that is covered by the shell.

The organs of both are contained in the second and first segments which you don't often eat in the case of shrimp.

Nice. My main gripe with eating insects has always been this idea of eating the whole animal, guts and all. If you can remove that stuff like you can with a prawn I don't really have a problem eating a well prepared bug.

That was a nice little movie but not very realistic.
I doubt it will take 200 years before we're eating insects.

>comparing a diseased, sewer-dwelling retard to a chad-tier, swimming team shellfish, perfectly clean because he has been having a bath his whole life

>one is crustacean one is insect
>same family

nah fuck off

It may embarrass you to realise this user, but crustacean is literally Latin for sea-insect.
So yeah.

Fun fact, this fun fact became widely known among the whole populace for some reason in the last 5 years.

And malaria means bad air. Doesn't mean it's actually airborne, idiot.

Then why is it so expensive?!

but i don't like you?

And rats are in the same family as cows, so that means eating a cow is like eating rat.
Fucking retard

>same family
it's a seriously fucked up cow who has a rat for a mother. we should be looking after our cows and our prawns, then none would fuck rodents just to get on in life. shame on you.

Veeky Forums is all underage redditors who only know movies like the Emoji Movie. Nobody will get this joke.

You can't peel a cockroach as easily as you peel a shrimp.

>No shrimp and grits
Kys

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We've been eating bugs for years. All of our red dye comes from red bugs.

Forrest Gump is essential normiecore you idiot. Even underage would know it.

This desu. You're considered weird for not watching it.

no shit? fascinating, I had no idea. Actually you're probably a lying sack of shit, I'm gonna go google that now

me again, your story checks out. Carry on.

Forrest Gump? No, it's a spin on the bit From Dusk Til Dawn where that guy is shouting out all the types of pussy they have.

praying mantis' are also related to cockroaches you fucking mantis-eating dildofags

The one on the right carries disease the one on the left carries deliciousness. You really should be able to tell the difference before posting on this particular board.

op here, you really dont

heh, what made me start this thread was eating this very thing mixed with tomato soup

thats what happens when you let a woman near your kitchen, they create tragedy in a bowl

Of course I like eating it. I hate prepping it, taking the innards out is a pain in the ass because it's so small and delicate. Also, they're from questionable industry.
Crawdads on the other hand, I don't mind the ones I caught from backyard trap.