Cooking instructions

>Cooking instructions
>Last step is "Enjoy"

>last step is enjoy with family or friends

>>Cooking instructions
>>Last step is "Serve"

>cooking instructions
>serves four
fuck the police coz i'm eating the lot

Ikr?
>serves 8
Nigga, you clearly have no idea

I want a hard tack recipe where the last step is to eat it on the long hard march ahead then die by musket fire, gangrene of the foot, or typhus.

>finish meal for 4 that took an hour to make
>hungry an hour later
>order a pizza

>when the last instruction isn't to try to breathe carefully so my sobs don't suck in a lung full of food

>Cooking instructions say "let cool 5 minutes before serving"
>Only let cool for 4 minutes

>cooking instructions
>let the flavours mix and mingle to a jingling beat

You could make the first one, user

>Microwave says let ready meal stand for 1 minute before consumption
>Eat right away and burn my mouth

what a brave little grunch

>Last step is "Enjoy"
its the step i always fuck up.

>Microwave says let ready meal stand for 1 minute
>accidentally let it sit for 1 minute instead and burned my shit

>last step is voilà

>last step is “let the flavors copulate with your tastebuds”

>recipe in step-by-step image form
>final image has finished dish and raised thumb

...

>recipe says to let the flavors marry
>doesn't say for how long
>they get into a huge fight and get a divorce
>meal ruined

>last step is “serve it how you like it, you can do anything :)”

>recipe says to liberally apply sauce
>I'm a conservative

I think that means you take sauce someone else made and use that.

>step-by-step image recipe
>instead of ingredients it gives you a picture of everything with no list
>"cook until this" with a picture of the food

>cooking instructions
>its a 1 minute video of timelapsed mixing and chopping
>tells you to use a pound of cheese
>use more cheese later in the recipe

I got a book for my birthday a few years ago that almost does this.
It's probably great for someone who is completely new to cooking. And the pictures are nice to look at.

film it

What is the name of this book?

Danish book called "Hvad Skal Vi Spise?"
Very attactive book and I really do think it would make a great gift for someone totally new to cooking. Someone just moving out from their parents' for the first time for example.

>not wala
Nigga pls

Shut up

>look up recipe online
>first 90% of webpage is an article about some random shit that Karen or Susan or whoever the fuck made the recipe wrote about how much she loves the recipe

Kek

>made with love AND:

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You shut up, fag

The English book is called "What to cook and how to cook it". At least that's what I have by Jane Hornby. It's a pretty nice book.

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>one-pan recipe
>"remove chicken and set aside on a plate"

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>it's a Buzzfeed cooking video
>every ingredient has been preportioned into glass ramekins

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>"Alright now put the chicken onto plates and eat it"
>WOWWWW I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONE PAN???

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>The title explicitly says that only one pan is required to cook this
>one pan and a plate is required to cook this

I'm fucking done son

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>One pan and one plate

Count the pans

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you'd love making Paella