What foods does Veeky Forums like to eat in the shower? I usually bring slim jims or some easy mac
What foods does Veeky Forums like to eat in the shower? I usually bring slim jims or some easy mac
Jack Jones
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Jackson Baker
a thread died for this
Austin Carter
do americans really
Joseph White
I like to eat a pepperoni deep dish while having a bubble bath and smoking a cigar.
Jaxon Thomas
>he doesn't eat bologna sandwiches in the shower
Connor Gomez
Carson Walker
Shower beer
Daniel Martin
Shower beer is one of life's purest forms of pleasure. Gin & tonic makes for a good shower cocktail if you're feeling cheeky. Pure kino.
Lincoln Howard
is that you john wayne? is this me?
Justin Ortiz
a beer, a slim jim sounds like an unironical great idea. impervious to water, rinse any soap off easy. great.
Zachary Sullivan
What is that abomination supposed to be?
Dominic Sanchez
Salami.
Luke Ward
Pretz n chee
Kayden Jackson
Literally first thing I see on that page
Joseph Robinson
I usually am about halfway through my 25 oz Hurricane by the time I bring it into the shower. No food though
Jack Edwards
>What foods does Veeky Forums like to eat in the shower?
Pussy.
Dylan Cruz
Jose Long
I like to eat while sitting on the toilet. KFC or BK is good.
Nathan James
beer
Nathan Butler
so you like to drown... interesting.
Connor Rodriguez
This.
A cold beer or a brandy in the shower after a long day at work.
Andrew Rivera
>chop posting
Really?
Cameron Allen
leave my chop alone
Oliver Roberts
No
Josiah Roberts
don't make me cum in your ear boy
Grayson Kelly
You won't because you're too scared
Jack Hughes
I'll occasionally eat an apple
Kayden Martin
A pretzel out of the dumpster behind the abortion clinic
Christopher King
If I'm running late I'll eat breakfast in the shower, usually just a bowl of cereal. Since there's already liquid in it, you don't really notice if shower water or shampoo gets in your cereal
Nicholas Young
Imagine not being able to go without food for 10 minutes.
Joshua Martin
Why'd you bump then you tard? SILENCE YOURSELF!
Beer to drink, cigar cigs to smoke, or pizza. Pizza man. Fuckin' za' man.
Bentley Sanchez
Usually some jizzus straight from the tap
Jaxon Carter
Cooked my mom some breakfast for her birthday once, and the eggs were undercooked. I guess that kinda sucked.
In class filled with "liberal" equal rights men hating women and one homosexual I grew up with
>"hey user, there's pizza"
>thanks
>"user, do you want one more slice?"
>Are you going to throw perfectly good food away?
>"well yeah, we don't want any more"
>sure
I go into the bathroom and see that my entire face is covered in dry skin from my morning shave. I guess that was pretty embarrassing. I also once split pizza sauce on my high school class shirt in front of one of the hottest twins I've ever seen in my life when we were out bowling on our final days. I did have a friend throw an orange once and knock a couple of squirrels having sex from off a fucking tree, might be one of the funniest moments of my life really. Thought I should add that to the mix. Oh yeah, and fuck eating out with an 18, 19 year old when people around the damn place think they can indirectly speak to you. Drives me up the fucking walls.
Gabriel Sanders
What the fuck
Cooper Perez
I came to post this but you beat me to itthis
kek
> Since there's already liquid in it, you don't really notice if shower water or shampoo gets in your cereal
lol gross
Easton Kelly
The knots are handy because you can still hang the pretzel while you shampoo your hair.
Logan Russell
Jack Barnes
Mushrooms, they come with their own umbrella.
Lincoln Roberts
The water pressure on that is too low
wouldnotshower/10
Jose Phillips
coffee usually, my job at JC Penny has me up at ungodly hours to commute to work
Jackson Price
Christian Martin
barring the fact that op is a fag, any man who works hard with his hands knows or should know that a shower beer after work is pretty fucking good stuff