You fags will argue about anything

this bread

>Mirror > Uncut > Equator

always uncut but if I had to pick a cut it would be GBF every time

>Implying the best isn't an offset GBF cut by about 5 cm down from perfectly diagonal in half

master race

Why would you wand soggy bread in the first place? Disgusting.

quartered into squares master race! means you eat the sandwich from the inside out, using the crust as handles for every bite

>squares
>not triangles
Fucking plebs.

Obviously we are arguing, faggot.

boat cut for me

>no club cut
Also, anyone who uses that equator cut abomination should be dragged out into the streets and executed.

why are americans so against keeping things uncut?

This is the winner right here only makes sense

Uncut
Mirror cut if uncut doesn't fit into your lunchbox

I do an equator cut so I can fit it into my lunchbox

I'm high ad Fuck
And this thread reminds me of Kill Bill vol.2

Shhhhhhh...t

Jesus fucking christ what degeneracy is this
Having just had a sammich this thoroughly appalls me
ISHYGDDT

it's a chef's trick to make it look like there is more food, you didnt even post a bias cut.

educate yourself.

Is this /b/ five years ago?

With a bit of margarine...heaven

window cut. honestly. it's just the best.

The fuck is with these gay names for how its cut?

Vertical, diagonal, and horizontal are the actual not babby ways to cut it.

>People like pointy food.
- Chef John

>he cuts his burger in half

Not only should you cut diagonally, but you should angle your knife so that the cut it self is sloped... This allows for more of the sandwhich contents to be visible, and thus more appetizing. Another tip, which is less important, is to make one of the halves slightly bigger. This way a person can eat the smaller half first or larger half first, depending. This is a psychological thing that allows many to eat more food without feeling like a pig.

>satisfaction of biting the corner remains
Nigga it's like saying you should drink 0% beer because the satisfaction of drinking beer remains
It's substandard to say the least, you getting the shitty part of both worlds, you're being jack of all trades loser in all, you're choosing the path of least resistance
It's for people who can't cut through a fucking diagonal, this is literally tumblr-tier acceptance shit "any way is f-fine really it's o-ok if it's a bit slanted..."
It's fucking weak and you know it man

I like my sandwiches just how I like my cocks

This is nice. Any other creative cuts for kids like this?

>sahisfaction of bihug a corner

Grilled cheese dipped in tomato soup my guy

it's not just 'fine', it's superior. if you can't understand the basic geometry in the picture i suggest you at least try it yourself some time.

girls like that way so they can try to squeeze the corner into their pussy

I don't care, I'm going to make poop of it no matter what the cut is.

Can't you see the inevitable problem here? Once you take a bite or two the sandwich will be too big to fit again

Not that it matters though since you can just bend either sandwich to fit it in

>You fags will argue about anything
no we won't. we argue about everything

"""Diamond""" shaped, maybe?

>margarine
Enjoy your bad fats.

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Uncut for untoasted, girls best friend for toasted.

uncut master race

Does this look fucking symmetrical to you, retard mane?

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girl's best friend > mirror > eating all the separate ingredients right out of the package > uncut > throwing your sandwich on the floor and stomping on it until it's in more than one piece > equator cut

I can't believe I've never seen this. I'm going to start doing this and then each time I take a bite I can pretend I'm a sea monster attacking a ship and destroying it bit by bit! Rawr! ;)

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Just because you don't know how to make a sandwich doesn't mean it isn't hypothetically the most symmetrical cut.

The cut is along a line of symmetry you fucking shrub

i'm going to cut sandwiches like this for my nieces and nephews from now on

Why in the fucking blazes would you put tomato soup in a motherfucking mug and not a god damn bowl?
My dick may be cut, but uncut stands alone here.

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Uncut if you're real man.

Lmao its just bread

I think we can all agree that equator cut is for godless heathens

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Sonnaofabitch I have never seen that done. I feel like entire childhoods have been wasted.

>I like my sandwiches just how I like my cocks
Covered in a pungent cheese?

Mine sure has been
Would be dope with one of those sectioned bowls and some tomato soup

The geometry doesn't change how i enjoy my sandwich. Diagonal for life.

>you're being jack of all trades loser in all
is oftentimes better than master of one.
don't fucking quote it if you don't know how it goes you turbonigger

No. Shitty and hard to swallow.

mirror cut for PB&J
girl's best friend for everything else

im uncut

Yes, for... kids.

>being this much of a pleb

>diamond shaped
There you go. Not everything is sexual

Even when you cut like a spaz, it'll still be a lot more symmetrical than the equator one.

>Equator cut
That's fucking illegal

>cutting a grilled cheese any way but diagonally
Fucking heresy

kys

Really? They're all diamond shaped if you want to look at them tilted. The individual pieces for that one are triangles, not diamonds.

>Why in the fucking blazes would you put tomato soup in a motherfucking mug and not a god damn bowl?

because I don't want that much soup. I just want the soup to dip my sandwich in, I don't want to eat three quarters of a bowl of soup after the sandwich. a mug is better and is taller to allow for better dipping.

>because i dont want that much soup
What sort of obligation are you under to put more soup in a bowl just because its larger than a mug?

chaos, tbf

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;(

uncut>equator>diagnol>mirror

Mirror cut usually. Equator cut simply makes no sense.

This but a little bit more diagonal when eating grilled cheese. It really is the best of both worlds.

genuine question. what is the point of cutting a sandwich?

>All the cuts still have crust.
What faggotry is this?

>what is the point of sliced bread?
user.

More like uncut is a girls best friend, ah? Aahh?

>faggotry
Why the homophobia?

wtf
no one?

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>Why the homophobia?
Why the assumptions about his fears?

Equator cuts are for retards who shouldn't be using sharp objects.

explain. im willing to learn

ease of use?

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she's hot, would bang.

>not having kids

spiral cut

If I'm putting chips in the middle, uncut. Other wise girls best friend cut, so I can knock out the corners and enjoy the middle.

my sandwich must match the shape of my nuggets

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