How do you select good produce?

How do you select good produce?

well now her shit is going to smell like asparagus, too

wait wtf why is there three holes down there

There are two you retarded shart

Holla

>douses her with hollandaise

explain.

How do I? You already posted a pic showing my method.

THAT'S NOT A HOLE YOU TURBOVIRGIN

That's not going to pass health dept inspection.

FUCK OFF SOYBOY

fine, "orifices," whatever, but you have not yet explained anything

wait why is it so close to the butthole?

you need a caretaker.

It's only 1 inch away on all women

that third hole at the bottom right is where women shed their eggs from, kind of like how a lobster finds a spot on the ocean floor and ejects its eggs, women have an egg ejector as well.

doesn't answer my question???

Dude thats not a hole.

then what is it

it is obviously a fucking hole, the guy is messing with you dude.

Can you imagine eating that and it tasting like fucking asparagus

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I hope she's Italian because I like my asparagus with a strong hint of garlic

is she wasnt a whore she would be very wholesome

It's where humans used to have tails like millions of years ago.

ayy

Perineal abscess or fistula

Humans have never had tails. Our evolutionary ancestors did.

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YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANT

ITT we prove the only thing Veeky Forums knows about less than cooking is women's bodies

more like user tricks everyone into zooming into a woman's asparagus asshole

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That's just a dimple.
Girls do have three holes, though.

human beings never evolved, stop listening to liberal talking heads and Satanists. God created man, not evolution and make no mistake you will burn in hell if you go around telling lies like you're doing now. The Lord Jesus Christ will smite you down for such arrogance, blessings be upon him

>namefagging

Ahhh roast beef and asparagus a staple in my household when growing up

Source?