What is the best donut and why is it the chocolate long john?

What is the best donut and why is it the chocolate long john?

Why is it feel so good when i open my mouth as wide as I can to fit the entire end in, and let it just slide down my throat?

Also, nothing tops the feeling of when the custard bursts out and coats the inside of your mouth!

I could eat these all day long!

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That looks like cream, not custard

As gay as your tweet is you are correct. The long John is the best donut. Boston cream is good but the custard usually ends up only on one side

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Best don't is a plane cake with black coffee.

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Sorry sir that is not a maple bar so you're wrong.

>chocolate long john donut
That's an eclair you fucking american piece of lard

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That is definitely not an eclair

I like Jelly Filled (or punch key) because the supple round shape reminds me of a titty or plump buttock, and biting into it and seeing the red filling makes me think of BLOOD spilling as I devour a prey >:]

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yes it is

They're shaped identically but the method of raising them and their flour is different.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_John_(doughnut)

no it's eclair DYMB AMERICGN

Ive tried putting these up my butt several times, but they're not hard enough. Any reccomendations?

That's a chocolate eclair.
For fucks sake you fucking Yank bastards.
Stop changing the names of everything just to be different.

It uses a different dough, you moron. That's like saying an American biscuit is the same as a croissant.

Freeze them.

cinnamon&sugar cake donut is best you 3rd world nigger

Bavarian cream

>cake donut
Wow, on a diet soyboy? Eat a fucking fried donut bitch tits

Hell Eclairs are closer to creme puffs pastry wise than Long Johns, which are just big Doughnuts

but obsessed will be obsessed

For me it's the simple and delicious glazed old fashion

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you niggas don't know shit about dughnuts

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Cake donuts are fried chucklefuck

Cztery z wiśnią poproszę

Strawberry with raspberry a close second.

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Who ever drew this knew exactly what they were doing.

I swear to God, I have seen this exact image with this exact response on this board before. Feels like I'm stuck in a loop.

no chyba z różą

you are

Welcome to hell.

T A S T Y
I feel you bro, I really do, but custard does not place first in anything against the raspberry, cinnamon, and cake champions. Plain long johns are better, and with vanilla at that. But maple is making its way onto the scene, and I gotta say, I'm very happy about that.

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Boston Creme is the best donut, prove me wrong.

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If it's not dry, I'll eat it.

Za często spotykane są paczki z różą

But that wouldn't be pleasant. Im trying to enjoy it.

Are those gondolas on the price tag?

Not phallic enough

where the fuck do you call them long johns? i've only heard people call them bars

>Chocolate long johns
If that isn't the queerest thing I've heard all day

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Why would I when you're 100% correct?

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It's literally a different doughnut, put together differently and no filling you dumbfuck limey retard

let em sit out a while so they dry out

Where my S P R I N K L E B O Y S at?

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For me it's the walnut crunch

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the gay bar

>What is the best donut and why is it the chocolate long john
With custard filling

Cream filled foods, A faggots delight!
This.

>That looks like cream
Can we all agree that the worst fucking thing in the world is the bakeries that put the shitty frosting cream filling instead of custard or Bavarian cream?

It's a long donut. An eclair is a long profiterole get it right.

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That’s not glazed blueberry faggot

for me, it's the glazed twist.

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Positively BASED
I hope you've had a great day user

Kyon-kun, denwa.

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It looks like a roast chicken in the thumbnail

B L A C K E D

god I wish that were me

user! You can't just go around calling everyone and every thing gay!

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Is this like an éclair but with fried donut dough instead of choux dough ?
I don't have a huge knowledge of american cakes.

Old fashioned beats fake-chocolate long john

This x2 A good Maple Bar is a gift from the Gods

I agree OP, there is nothing like feeling a thick, meaty, juicy one just rest on my tongue for a second or two so I can savor the taste of itl Let the tiniest bit of pre-custard from the hole where it comes from leak out and swirl it around on my tongue.

Take the thing deep into my mouth, swirl my tongue around it, and then a sudden burst of white cream spilling everywhere as my eyes roll back and I moan a little.

[spoiler]wouldn't mind doing this to another Veeky Forums user desu[/spoiler]

for me, it’s the canadian maple.

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Please be in Baltimore (if you're a girl)

>Best don't is a plane cake with black coffee.
It's a bangs, instead of coffee.

>chocolate long John
You burgers are the absolute worst.

>Got a maple bar today
>Check sugars first
>174
>Eat half of it
>Expect to be in the 240-270 range as its pure sugar, and carb
>Make some shrimp for lunch
>Check reading after eating shrimp
>117

Wait, does meat affect insuilin? Did it somehow crunch all that sugar just because I ate some meat?

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