How do you take your coffee?

How do you take your coffee?

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up the ass

With half and half. Nothing more.

Black because I'm a high test get things done no regrets man and everyone needs to know

black, like my men

My gf unironically does this. I want to get her an espresso maker for her birthday

pic related

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Strong, pitch-black independent wymyn coffee is best coffee

i say this every time im asked that question............every. single. time

Half coffee, half half and half.
And a tablespoon of sugar.
I drink about 5 cups each morning

How can you drink coffee that hasnt been unlocked yet?

Oh my! Cheeky boy.

black, like my man

like my women... ground up and put in the freezer

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Down my throat

With tears

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Do you ever get to drink it afterward?

i like my coffee, how i like my women

bitter

i have never had coffee so i like it like i like my women i suppose

I want to know as well

>you're

Decent enough body, but pass.

>Half coffee, half half and half.
This post is 67% "half."

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Black like my dick

Why put anything in your coffee that isn't liquor? Fucking snowflakes and your delicate tongue.

This. The only addition to coffee should be liquor. Anything else is soyboy tier. Especially milk and sugar.

Depends on my mood. 70% of the time black, sometimes I turn it into candy with cream and sugar.

Mostly black, I like bitterness. I'll have a a latte or whatever sometimes. Sugar only when I'm flagging badly at work.

>and everyone needs to know
kek

If I make it black

If it's at work half and half and sometimes sugar. I make much better coffee.

Medium rare, no seasoning except pepper and salt.

because it's a different taste that's also good

>why do you eat anything besides this one thing that I think is the best thing?

With a pinch of cayenne.

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Smack me, daddy.

White, no sugar. Like God intended.

Lungo.
Made in an aeropress.

For me? Its Folgers Light Roast with Splenda and Coffee Mate Coffee Creamer.

cold and bitter. goes great with a meal.

Clint Eastwood type; black.

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My god, you have shit taste.

I rarely drink coffee because I'm really caffine sensitive, but when I do black with a cube or two of ice.

well i don't take it anywhere. i just drink it in the kitchen where i make it.

Half and half, no sugar ^_^

That is a lot of coffee
Too much of it
Wtf

With a teaspoon of coconut oil
Shit is delicious

do you blend it, or do you just suck the layer of oily film off the top of the cup from the get-go?

I like to stir it, and get the mixture of coffee and coconut oil in one slurp

This clearly shopped. No black girl has hair like that, white facial features, and skin that dark.

Is this /sip/?

but how often do you give that response

>weave
>wrong
>wrong
learn your niggers, user

Dark chocolate. Ice cube if I'm in a hurry.

I like my coffee the same as how I like my slaves

Black

Opened this thread expecting this to be the first post.

How many trannies did you fap to today, Billy Bob?

Either black or with just some sugar

Patrician

>straightened hair

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

French press, black, I get my coffee from local roasters and grind it myself. I don't always drink coffee but when I do, I do it right.

I like my coffee the way I like my "dick up the ass", small, delicate, and leaking cum after 30 seconds.

Black with cinnamon.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Chopped up and in the freezer!

>when you haven't unlocked your fb as a playable character yet

Two espresso shots, immediately add two ice cubes, downed quickly like cold syrup and chased with seltzer with lemon

black no sugar

With a little bit of vanilla extract, nothing else. Today I got a bottle of almond extract that I'm going to try to mix it up a bit.

I pretty much mix it half and half with chocolate milk.

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>straightening your hair, weaves
>'white facial features'
yeah no, bitch couldn't even pass even full white face with blue-eye contacts.
>'skin that dark'
It's actually a thing to have skin this dark, especially depending on skin care and how long you've used it.

On the side of a feta pie.

>feta pie

My Mommy makes me spinach cheese pie every thanksgibbing.

same

Post her feet.

Five sugars

There are a lot of Africans with fairly caucasoid faces, and skin that dark. The hair can easily be straightened, or a weave.

With 5 tablespoons of sugar free french vanilla creamer, and one packet of slenda.

Dark, like my soul

Depends on the type of coffee.

teaspoon of milk no sugar

Free? Me too.

I've been having Vietnamese egg coffee the last couple days. It's pretty good.

Black, tastes better- always hotter in the morning at tims man, shits lit.

black without anything else

Mouth, you weirdo

half-coffee, half-milk, no sugar

Black as midnight on a moonless night.

Grain.

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Black as midnight
Black as pitch
Blacker than the foulest witch

I like my coffee like I like my women: Black and strong

In a jar in my basement.

with vanilla flavouring and 4 tsps sugar

not even joking fml

Milk and Cocoa, but no coffee.

fucking degenerate

with a tablespoon of butter.

A pinch of salt, pepper and the secret ingredient: sesame oil

i'm always the last person to take their first sip. i must have a delicate mouth.

bitter, hot, and alone.

orally