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in thailand sex change operation are so common that discarded penises have become one of their main food sources

shit, wrong edit.

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>inb4 "can squids feel pain" arguments

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>3.7 million dollars for vodka

I bet it tastes the same as McCormicks put through a brita filter. Which is to say...like rubbing alcohol.

How does he break without getting out all the eggs?

I doubt it. There isn't much difference between McCormicks and say Smirnoff but above the $50 range their is a pretty noticeable difference. Mid price liquor is the scam.

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>hey bro can I have some salt?
>nah man, internet is down

I wish I knew how to make webems I would provide OC at least while I'm between jobs buy I only have reposts

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I was masturbating, now I'm not.

You fool. MtF surgery doesn't involve cutting the penis off. It gets sliced and tucked back into the body. A penis is kind of a mutant vagina which folded out of the body, and the surgery returns it to its natural state.

>blue-tooth interactive salt-shaker

I can't stop laughing. I'm losing fat as we speak. This device should be marketed as a weight loss program I'm moving like never before.

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Google "Webm for Retards". Also thank you for reposting ones that I made ^_^

Yea, you ignorant fool. You should know exactly how mentally ill people chop up their own dicks.

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Cool story man carry on then

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Will do I will try as I honestly always like alot of what these threads have and want to contribute myself

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It's really simple. Under encoding you can set the max file size to 3MB, then just trim and resize and you've got a postable webm.

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>A vagina is just a penis that never reaches it's potential

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Mad

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Disappointed that it wasn't a canine mukbang.

damn... that dog looks really depressed knowing she will be eating him someday

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>ywn get to taste her poop hours after those meals

Why even live?

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No one likes these.

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It's just lasagna, nothing wrong with this.

i'd hit it

yeah, that's a proper meal.

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I remember this. Went out of business, what a surprise.

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Ok here we go

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Fuck off retard.

My my

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Why so buttmad , user?

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So the 40 seconds of cat was just nonsense isn't there one similar to this with just a random cut to two dogs, they don't do shit and are just the guy who cooks mediocre food's pets but it cuts to them for a full 30 seconds before cutting back to the guy cooking? Idk I was completely hammered when I saw it so I might have thought it was alot funnier than it is

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factory webms are the worst ones

why?

Do they have the ability to sense stimuli that will make them avoid things? yes
Do they conceptualize suffering? no

Animes aren't worth this. After we deal with blacks and sandniggers, asians are next.

you don't understand squids are smart as fuck
they know what's happening to them
Idk if they actually feel pain, maybe something similar to pain

modern SRS doesn't use the penis, just the foreskin, and makes new tissue with stem cells

hmmm that might be a bit much

somehow cutting an onion with a plastic butter knife is the most upsetting thing

>Octopus are at least as smart as dolphins
Bro are you aware of just how smart cephelopods are? They can solve puzzles and shit and routinely escape in aquariums for no other reason than to fuck around in other exhibitions because they are bored

Dies it show the dog first to represent that she is a bitch?

I want to try Moose Milk Cheese.

so they made an inconveniant lasagna. I can't even be mad, they didn't use cream cheese or over processed garbage

this

octopus are awesome,i don't think i could eat them

she's so ugly haha

octopus have high problem solving skills, that doesn't mean they're self aware or sapient. in fact we can't even know if dolphins are.

exactly, you can't know nothin' doc

Literally regular lasagna in an angel food cake mold

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Exactly. innocent until proven guilty, burden of proof and so on. Arthropods don't show any signs of really having an awareness, problem solving can be done by computers too, who have no sapience

What the fuck is the point in using this?

As an American, who loves butter, that's just a touch too much.

I saw it as a proper meal but then it got to the dip part and I was like what the fuck are you doing

>problem solving can be done by computers
you mean calculations
squids hunt in packs and have language, they're at least as smart as dogs

>hipsterism

yes problem solving is just calculations m8

The absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence though the high problem solving and other indicators of intelligence at least hints that it is a possibility

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>The absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence though
yes but it sorta is. You can't prove a negative and all that. If there's no evidence then there's no reason to believe something, that's the definition of evidence.

>computers solve problems

You guys don't roll your own pasta?

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>language
Not by the formal definition. You need to be able to communicate concepts. Signalling basic observations (danger, prey) and needs (hurt, hungry) is not the same thing as language.

>not rolling by hand
disgusting

That's what assholes do when they don't have any money.

Is this considered as rape

I understand what you mean I get your position but I just agree outright dismissal is the way to be about this I'm not saying to give them rights but may be just not rip them apart while they are still moving as the chance that they ARE sentience would mean that's cruel as fuck.
I can only see something like that that for lobsters and shit as they literally don't know pain, they can freeze solid for months and then just thaw and wake up like it was nothing, the shell and vice grips are nature's equivalent of tard strength

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they literally have words and shit bro

fucking chink, he'll probably eat the doggo that ate the ham before the other one

Disagree* fuck I hate mobile sometimes
And computers only follow instructions set forth by a program, they don't learn from stimuli. The closest is AI programs but really those are just two programs working together one that processes data and the other that writes new code for the first program

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the guy is now selling "raw water" because >muh probiotic health food

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my point exactly
>these are sarcastic meme arrows

youtube.com/watch?v=suyMe-or5i4
Our oven runs at like 496 F and cooks pizzas for like 5 1/2 minutes so 10 minutes at 350 should be fine, plus you'll want a thin crust and franks red hot or some similiar buffalo sauce

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i wonder how she first figured that "talent" out

>Extra salt with my butter please!

No penetration. At most sexual assault