Things flyovers will never enjoy

Filling and portable.

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>energy bars are only a coastie thing.
No.

>thinking you're cultured for buying a mass-marketed FOTW """specialty food"""

peak NYC/LAfag

Go eat a PowerBar you hicks.

Fuck off, Ausfalian.

I have lived in more than 20 states. The worst americans are from new york and california. The best are from oregon and minnesota. The gayest are from new england and the south has a 50/50 blend of retard hicks and good people. Fuck florida and fuck faggot loiusville.

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How do they make 3 egg whites, 6 almonds, 4 cashews, and 2 dates taste like chocolate sea salt without bullshit?

Oh I forgot to add. People from colorado are literally retard hicks. Possibly even dumber than southerners. Chicago seems to be the perfect blend of street smart and academia without old koneynivy league bullshit or silicon valley homosex faggotry.

Looks gay. I eat a man's breakfast.

Yes, they taste pretty damn good. The texture is a bit stickey but I usually just keep them in my pocket for a bit to warm them up and soften them.