The ketchup pump at McDonalds sprayed ketchup on my $500 shirt. And to make matters worse, the manager threatened to call the police on me when I asked for compensation.
What's the best way to get justice? I was thinking of an open letter to the president of McDonalds and sending a copy to the Cincinnati Enquirer for publication. The last thing they want is bad PR.
I think they were saying "fortnight" which means two weeks, not "forkknife"
Alexander Richardson
BAD PASTA
Luis Sanchez
video game t-shirts aren't worth $500, unless you accidentally left out the decimal after the five
Ryan Lewis
Wait a minute I think I saw this thread before...
Elijah Robinson
Fun fact: McDonalds liability insurance settles any personal injury case under $1000 automatically if they are sued. It would be a shame to slip on a wet floor...
Why would you have a 500$ shirt? Why would you go to mcdonalds? Why would you go to mcdonald wearing a 500$ shirt? And why would you try to blame the business for you fucking up and spraying yourself?
The best way to get justice is to neck yourself in the mcdonalds restroom so your family can sue.