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Al/ck/ thread.


>confessing your love to women who don't feel the same edition

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>>confessing your love to women who don't feel the same edition
You did this? What's your story?

Oh yea.....I did last night


>drunk at a family get together
>other people drinking too but not as heavily
>family owns a buisness and a lot of employees are there
>this married woman I've been in love with for 6 years is there
>talking to her
>she is bitching and complaining about her husband not coming and not being more "involved" with her
>I assume in my drunk mind this is the perfect time to finally tell her my feelings for her
>I confess I've been deeply attracted to her and think about her daily for 6 years
>the look on her face after I tell her tells me everything I just said was a grave mistake
>she literally opens her mouth to say something then just stands there in shock
>finally she says "I'm married ____, I'm sorry"
>takes an uber and leaves


I'm drinking the pain away still

I also have to work with this woman twice a week which is going to make things soooo much worst then they used to be

Maybe she left in a hurry because she was tempted to cuck the husband.

Yikes I hope you don't get quietly let go because of this.

I do this every time I drink outside my own home. I need to stop wearing my heart on my pinkie finger.

What happens if I replace all of my alcohol with caffeine?

I somehow doubt that highly.

The worst part is it doesn't change my feelings for her, I've known this woman for 6 years and work with her. I am so deeply in love with her I think about her almost constantly. Just her hugging me at work occasionally is probably the best feeling on earth

I wouldn't stop drinking for anyone, But I would for her.

Today is the day. Shakes started the fear creeping in. Im gonna make it.

Long since your last drink?

What kind of woman wouldn't want an alcoholic bf?

Bout 10 hours

Haven't happened to me in the past 5 or so years but it happened when I was younger. Reminder this took place back in 2012 new year's.
>hooked up with my brother's friend recently
>too drunk to get it up
>she left in embarrassment
>awkward encounters for the next year or so
>have good encounters at stores and such, make her laugh and have good conversations
>recently get texts from her, recent texts as in 2017-2018
>turns out her last bf was an asshole, tells me she totally understands me
>gets my jokes, knows when i am being sarcastic despite my normal deadpan tone
>regularly interact her when i'm taking out my nieces and nephews out to the store, make her laugh and such
>all during this i have this girl who i normally fuck on the regular, still have a hard time getting hard while drunk
>original girl wants to "hang out" and tells me to text her whenever
>still have a hard time getting hard while drinking, even though i interact with women the best while drunk
>still want to stay single because fuck women after the past 5 years
Should I go for it? I am not a drunk like most of you but if I fuck up getting hard while wasted I think it will fuck me over in the long run.

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>You did this?
Who hasn't?

:(

No woman

JUST

Be careful m8. You ever Wd before?

Viagra?

Viagra or Cialis?

Me. I have honestly never felt 'love' as it were.

I like some girls because theyre fun (in bed and out of it) but never once infatuation.

Do you have friends or need to see your friends regularly? I'm a lucky guy in that I am wholly content with just myself around - maybe that's it.

I'm not edgy or averse to the idea but not once have I felt it towards anyone although some people I do like. Whats it feel like? A guy i once asked just said 'you'll know' but people fall in and out of love several times through their lives...

You just know. I've been in love before, but I'm not in love with my current gf. She's an alcoholic too tho and has taken me to tons of new bars, it's pretty cool

Any Michigan al/ck/s?


Where you at guys?


Howell here

Dozens of times. Shit never gets any easier.

Gonna make a quick run to my local Walmart liquor store, what should I buy? Preferably under 30$. I'm thinking about getting a bottle of titos, but I'm open to recommendations.

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Not a confession of love but I think I scared off a good friend for good around Christmas ranting at her about how much I hate myself and everything and want humanity to die out etc. I probably didn't even mean most of it it was just the bipolar making me edgy and talkative. Shame desu I really liked her

your anxiety will skyrocket and you will never sleep

>T-minus 15 hours until I get my liver enzymes checked by a doctor and get to find out how fucked up my liver is.
I feel like I should be more worried, but I kind of don't care anymore

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How much have you been drinking?

>tfw in Chelsea

About half a fifth 3-4x a week

So between 1.5 - 2.0 botles of vodka a week?

How would you guys feel about dating an al/ck/ girl?

yeah bout that since september 2017. 2 years before that was only binge drinking on weekends

If it's anything like dating me I imagine it would be a nightmare

Depends what kind of a drunk she is.

If she's an angry drunk or a drunk that likes to operate heavy machinery or guns, no.

If she's a playful or sleepy drunk sure.

watch this guys


youtube.com/watch?v=eofKFReO3zo

You've only been drinking about 25-34 standard drinks a week for 6 months

That's really not a whole lot by alckie standards. Your liver is fine

>some dumb roastie thinks she's an alcoholic because she binge drinks at bars

I stopped watching there. Does this documentary ever go on to show genuine alcoholics?

>or a drunk that likes to operate heavy machinery or guns, no.
This is the most cuck thing ever said on Veeky Forums.
Congrats, you are king of the faggots.

I fast forwarded through that shit, Yea it genuinely does.

Close to the end a dude is sitting there having a conversation with the documentary team with a bac of .43


I hate that shit too, When women drink a bottle of wine every 2 days then scream "im an alcoholic!!! pay attention to me!!!"

She'd just cheat every time she blacked out. Add that to all the other times she'd be cheating just because she's female, and we're talking a non-stop stream of dicks.

>tfw leaf and could only go to liquor stores
Wish they would banish them alcohol laws.

>.43

Hardcore.

Know an alcoholic who is pretty hot.
>always see her at parties
>hooks up with anyone, i mean ANYONE
>drama queen
If you want to hook up and nothing else, go ahead and do it. Don't get serious with these women.

He had a bac of .32 in the hospital and was shaking like a leaf and sweating because he was going though w/d.

it's not going to get any better with all the muslims your suicide cult leader is importing

I already had NASH beforehand, so the liver was already damaged from that

You're an idiot. A drunk that does that, shouldn't be drinking at all. There's nothing cuck-ish about it.

ok, mom
OK MOMMMMMMMMM

Day 7 of sobriety

Today at work someone told me my handwriting has really improved kek. Goodbye shakes.

Is weed good for pulling you through temptation? I kind of want to get a little high and finally sleep properly (currently pulling 4-5 hours tops per night)
Any sober anons smoke some weed to help?

don't feel too bad, it sounds like you still have a chance with her if you play your cards right. Next time you see her make sure to get some of the ol' liquid courage in you and try again

lol I'm stupid but not that stupid.

I blew it, An drinking made me blow it.


I'm just going to pretend she doesn't exist at work now and drink my pain away quietly at home

Has anyone here ever drank a fifth of vodka in one sitting?

Yes. I’ve drank 1 litre at a time more than once with various other beverages included

u serious, clark?

Just everyday for the last 8 years

what's a fifth in shots? ok 25ish or less. I drink about 20 oz out of a handle a night.

Have any of you ever tried injecting yourself with alcohol?

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>Kenzie

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been done before by some hair band
apparently you just feel instantly drunk

a fifth is 16 shots

Weed helps me. I'd be dead without the devil's lettuce. Well, I'm addicted to it now, so I'm high all the time, not fully functional, depressed, and life still going nowhere.
At least it doesn't give physical withdrawals.

I drank 75cl of vodka per day for years, went up to 1L over the last months.
My last bad binge, that landed me in hospital/rehab, I probably drank two 75cl handles in one sitting.

It sucks. Fun in the beginning, but after a while you realize how much of a gigantic mess she is and the real reason why she drinks so heavily.

Many, many, many times.

Where do you think you are?

You would get very drunk, very fast. It's also pretty dangerous for your heart.

I'm canadian, we drink in metric.

hahahaha

I can do it. I thought I'd went full al/ck before I started my first real job in 10 years because I had been drinking every day for years. But I'm able to go Monday-Friday without drinking. I get drunk Friday+Saturday night (and drink whats left on Sunday, like 3 beers) but during the workweek I'm sober. I had hoped i was still a "recreational alcoholic" and I was right...I am.

My brain is less foggy, I don't wake up with pain in my abdomen and my bloated stomach is shrinking. My face is flushed as fuck though (I hate seeing myself in the bathroom mirrors at work), hoping that goes away. My manager and team think I'm doing okay. No panic attacks so far. I might actually make it.

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All the best mang

you'll beeeeeee baaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkk

If you can do m-f without alcohol but binge on the weekends then I don't think it is an addiction to alcohol, just an addiction of a good time. To younger people I would say that is the stepping stone to drinking every day like I do because weekends were how I started, but if you can hold off for the weekdays then you might have it under control.

Thanks man, best of luck to you too.
I have too much riding on this job. It's either stay sober or be homeless.

Well, many people do choose the homeless option but I'm hoping you can hack it

my bag of weed will be gone by tomorrow morning. 6 days of absolute heaven, and tomorrow i have to try to be sober. which i guess means drinking.

Get more weed.

As I understand, it has no hangover. So get more fgt

am I gay if I like my moonshine with peaches in it?

Alcohol is alcohol my man
I'd drink dick flavored liquor if it helped me get drunk

Found my new hangover cure.

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I drank so much I vomited for the first time in 5 years of daily drinking.


I stayed up for 2 days solid drinking without sleep and vomited while I was trying to take a piss, Then pissed on the floor and fell asleep on the floor of the kitchen.


I also apparently made a 1 hour and 40 minute call the the post office, No idea why

This is going back a ways but its just as cringy
>be 15
>parents out of town on last day of school
>throw party during day
>word gets around, kids are literally jumping out first floor classroom windows to go party
>litte experience with alcohol, hammered by 2pm
>crush shows up, drunkingly confess love in front of entire party
>persist, loudly and emphatically
>eventually pass out
>wake up around 9PM
>entire party had cleared out except close bros. (this might have been due to booze running out)
At least I had summer to let that drama die down. Coincidentally we ran in the same clique and her at the time boyfriend became on of my best high school friends. Eventually through high school I got to become friends with her, but nothing ever happened, still friends with both of them 30 years later. It still gives me douchechills though.

No weed hangovers, but you get a tolerance quickly and shit gets expensive.

Started early yesterday and went too fast. Just woken up, it's 4:05 am. Still feel a bit of the alcohol which is making me want more, but also super sluggish. Worst feels ever when I can't drink again today.

I am so tired of being depressed. Life really should not be this hard, it didn't used to be

Finishing off a handle tonight after a 3 day binge, got beers ready for a taper. Hopefully enough to keep away the shakes and sweats.

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If I don't have access to a fridge right now and I don't want to drink warm-ass beer, would wine be a good taper?

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yeah, I would consider diluting it though

>confessing your love to women who don't feel the same edition
Anyone ever do this to a lesbian on more than one occasion? Hindsight is 20/20.

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I just hope I can sleep properly tonight. Dosed myself with a bit of nyquil cough, magnesium, and melatonin. The fatigue and intense dreams the first couple nights always suck and I don't even drink that much compared to a lot of people here. If I went to my doc for a benzo script would I be able to get a short term one? I just need to get through the first week and I'll even out and be able to start working on my life more.

well i met a girl who has a boyfriend of 5 years who she hates, but he pays for everything

instant chemistry between us and weve seen eachother and talked pretty much every since we met, but were past the infatuation stage at this point and its no longer lovey dovey and touchy feely

they live together and she says she wants to leave him when the lease ends in june. she got a job today so maybe she'll actually do it, i just hope i havent invested too much into this and she wont decide she wants to date someone else instead of me, which honestly im expecting to happen. either way fuck it, shes cool and i like her. and i drink quite a bit but shes used to that so thats another plus

thank you for reading my blog

Not exactly, but one of my coworkers and best friends in college was this super cool lesbian. She was like the "guy" in all her relationships + had short hair + wore boys'/skater clothes and shit.
That said, I found her super attractive. Would have fucked her in a second given a chance. Can't tell if that's gay or not, but I wouldn't have wanted to fuck her if she was normal dude size and/or had a dick

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drunk ranting on WhatsApp paraphrasing entire books collections of Schopenhauer is a real thing my man, good thing now I don't want to talk to anyone except you

she may figure out how much work sucks pretty soon though

Biggest mistake you can make is make a Veeky Forums post in real life.

Nope, just once. It was one of the least awkward occasions though. I mean, we were both just sort of, well, okay, obviously this isn't going to work out, and we went back to being friends like nothing had ever happened.

The only thing that keeps me flossing is the knowledge that if I need dental work done there is a good chance I'll drop a few redpills on my dentist while under anesthesia. I don't even agree with /pol/ I think it's funny but it's not like you can explain that when you're basically incapacitated. He's a Jew too and not to be a dick about it but he looks like a Nazi caricature there is no way I wouldn't say something about how many shekels it was costing me

I dont believe in politics on certain boards, but I'll remind you this....
He's the one holding the drill.

good thing about living in a not-white country is that I can call my Jewish friends "oven dodgers" and we have a good laugh about it

>I wouldn't stop drinking for anyone
You need to love yourself user
If you don't, how do you expect anyone else to

>just be you're slef dude

I've got a bunch of jewish friends but the furthest I think we have decided to be comfortable with as friends is making jokes about them being cheap, but that lands because it's true to form in this case

4 months dry and I cannot keep it up. I was doing pretty good too. I have started a diet, been working out, got some job interviews lined up, and finally felt happy and hopefully for the first time in ages. Now I am back to feeling like garbage, and I want nothing more than to drink myself unconscious.