Meanwhile in Britain

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mischief_Night#In_the_United_Kingdom

Wow, did you just....

We keep having spates of attacks where people have acid or other corrosive shit chucked in their faces.

It's just some random shop owner that's probably pissed off about his house getting egged on Halloween.

>literally endorsed on the poster by Kent police

OI' BIN THAT EGG YOU WANK

They shop owner chose to print it off and put it up though.

The new in thing is throwing corrosive acid into people's faces, messing them up

Are you for real? Do you think they go around stamping posters with their seal of endorsement? The shop owner probably added those himself. It's no different to those sites that add "scanned by antivirus" or "protected by Norton" on the front page. Means fuck all, but makes some people feel safe.

I think you're being far too charitable to our police, they basically exist for this pointless finger wagging shit nowadays

is this mainly a muzzy problemo?

Spread from them to the other xenos, now we've have some whites at it as well. Wonderful progress.

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Until recently it wasn't illegal to carry around the street like knives so it got used a lot for gang warfare.

It's just bantz bro

Wow Britain truly is a first world nation

DON'T BE A DREG, BUN THAT EGG

>BUN
Goddamn it

>tfw the fuzz took away my cupcake license

What the fuck is up with britfags?

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>baking pancakes
lol

I'd bet money on within 50 years Asia being the new America, America being the new Europe, the Middle-East being the new Africa, Africa being the new Asia, and Europe becoming the new Middle-East.

And Canada will be irrelevant as ever.

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>Hey buddy I'm gonna need to see a license for that butter knife

Bin that cookie

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People under 16 are idiots and deserve to have their rights taken away. I have no problem with this.

Little shits like Justin Bieber think they can throw eggs at anything and it's real funny. Not to property owners. You have to respect my property.

Actual bodily harm = harm that is more than 'merely transient or trifling'

I bet the boxing glove and nettle ones were justified, just sensationalised facts

Only the biscuit one here seems harsh, but the CPS do prosecute some dumb meaningless stuff

t. lawyer

>Can't bake bread in the morning for breakfast.
>Can't cut a loaf of bread because no knife.
>Can't cook up some eggs.
>Can't go to restaurant for breakfast because my car has been impounded for not paying my TV license.
>Go on to Veeky Forums and post 50 "DO AMERICANS REALLY ____ THIS?" threads doing my duty for Queen and country.

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That video clip is really much funnier with the music

youtu.be/w5v8nd66-CY

>Implying lots of places don't do this around Halloween

No, they don't.

Bongs are fucking retarded.

>union Jack fades in
holy shit lol

And gangs of kids (actual kids, not a 29 year old who shaved) with ak's and body armor walking around no go zones in sweden.

Theres been talk about having to make certain portions of towns under martial law.

Why don't they just give all of their school teachers flour and eggs and train them to protect the kids?

>the thors hammer celtic tattoo

that's confusing

We need to tackle the underlying social issues behind why these things happen.

City-dwellers, where most of the crime happens, don't understand that some people just feel like possessing eggs and flour.

Threads like this remind me why I stopped coming to this board.

I've alerted the police to your hateful post

>Parents give you money to buy those things for cooking
>Not 16? Can't sell you those things la

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ITS AN EMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I'll take being irrelevant.

YOU'RE A FUCKED UP YOU MATE

HIS NAMES JUAREZ
HE'S A FUCKIN ASSHOLE