Just dropped an entire unopened handle of gin all over the god damn fucking floor, glass bottle

just dropped an entire unopened handle of gin all over the god damn fucking floor, glass bottle

please kill me

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Good, gin is awful.

F.
Wrong.

Agreed, you did yourself a favor OP

>spilled a g vodka ove laptop and ow alf te kes do't wok

>Good, gin is awful.

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Let me guess you only drink manly cask aged whiskey's from a goblet while you are playing your switch right?

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Go fetch your cologne or perfume and drink it, it's pretty much the same thing.

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Only degenerates drink alcohol.

Back to /pol/eddit you go

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>towel it up
>wring it out into a bucket
>drink
wow that was hard

This. Make sure the towel is clean though. Don't worry about bacteria from the floor, it's alcohol.

real talk

Fake news.

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The absolute desperation of alcoholics lmao

>all over the god damn fucking floor, glass bottle
Ugh. I tend to be barefoot whenever I drop a glass something.

I think you just drank gin and now half your brain doesn't work - oh wait you drank gin, must never have worked in the first place

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>I don't like gin

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>clearly said it was vodka in the post so you come to the conclusion that it was gin

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How much did you suck off the floor before making this shit post you degenerate?

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How do I become enlightened and enjoy gin? It tastes like Windex.

This. Run it through a coffee filter to get any dirt and hair out.

frogposting should be bannable on every board except /b/ and /r9k/

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do this. then boil it for 5 mins without lid, mix with butter to take away the boiled taste, down in one.

Needs citrus juice, i like a dash of lime or orange juice with my gin over ice and a splash of soft water

mix one to one with tonic water