Cyder

Cyder
>tastes good
>can get you drunk with relative ease
>is like a moped, you wouldn't want your friends to catch you drinking it

>beer
>tastes bad but bearable
>can get drunk with relative ease but plenty of discomfort
>not gay to drink like cyder

Wine
>tastes pretty good
>pretty easy to get drunk on
>only women are allowed to drink it

Spirits
>tastes like shit
>doesn't matter you only need half the bottle
>oh fuck that's the whole bottle
>shit nigga what are you doing
>next month is spent gritting your teeth at all the stupid shit your less drunk friends remind you that you did

Alcohol summarised.

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is this some sort of gay normie post or is this satire?

>beer
>greentexting a subheading
Let this post be a permanent reminder.

It's not too late try again.

>beer tastes bad
>wine tastes pretty good
Ok grandma

I drink cider in front of my friends. Only one guy ever called me gay and the girl he came to the party with sucked my dick in the basement.

>wine
>Only women
Lol just wait until you grow up kid. If you are gay, Italian or upper middle class nobody judges you for drinking wine

Unless they are lower/working class but the opinions of poor people don't matter

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>water
Because I'm high on life.

>punch
>cocktail
Excluded! Thanks for giving me something to talk about at tomorrow's gender studies class.

If you are middle class having a glass of wine with a meal is normal enough, but if you are a dude and enthusiastic about wine or preferentially drinking it to get drunk, thats pretty odd

I can drink whatever the fuck I what, I am am not an insecure little bitch like you are. Alcohol tastes good as well.