Cyder >tastes good >can get you drunk with relative ease >is like a moped, you wouldn't want your friends to catch you drinking it
>beer >tastes bad but bearable >can get drunk with relative ease but plenty of discomfort >not gay to drink like cyder
Wine >tastes pretty good >pretty easy to get drunk on >only women are allowed to drink it
Spirits >tastes like shit >doesn't matter you only need half the bottle >oh fuck that's the whole bottle >shit nigga what are you doing >next month is spent gritting your teeth at all the stupid shit your less drunk friends remind you that you did
>punch >cocktail Excluded! Thanks for giving me something to talk about at tomorrow's gender studies class.
Dylan Diaz
If you are middle class having a glass of wine with a meal is normal enough, but if you are a dude and enthusiastic about wine or preferentially drinking it to get drunk, thats pretty odd
Christian Wright
I can drink whatever the fuck I what, I am am not an insecure little bitch like you are. Alcohol tastes good as well.