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he has to cook all of them

muchos huevos

on a serious note how does he get out of there?

What is that? Some kind of poop sandwich?

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someone post the egg fort guy one. i haven't seen that one in forever

you fucked up the filename dumbass

right here

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How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs ?

no I didn't he is a faggot, faggot.

>how to ruin a burger

What is that nigga in the foreground eating?

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wtf how does he get out without breaking the eggs? Or better yet, how did he even get in there without breaking the eggs?

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

How does he inb4 the Event Horizon without breaking all the memes?

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My room right now.

I will never get Veeky Forums's obsession with this. Obviously there's just a door in the back.

>no gloves
:(

My sweet tooth just fell out.

You live in the kitchen?

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it is not common for them to use gloves

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them giant rotating skewers with whatever grilled meat is probably the best thing those dune coons have ever came up with

>half of it falls on the ground

I wanna run this webm through dream Weaver

They load them up by literally having a guy stand on it so his body weight pushes the meat down. Ultimate foot fetish food.

>not the extended directors cut version
why?

Dune coons has so much less impact today than it did in the 80s. It basically just makes you look like a dumb child living in the past where America wasn't a huge shit box. You're you're own dune jiggaboo now.

>Sorry no flour tortillas gringo but here you go ese

Idk Veeky Forums responds really well too viral marketing shills

But actual OC not really

Are we viral marketing?

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Why are you so upset about it then lol

That looks like some shit a 10 year old would come up with.

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Nah cuz that's our of business plus I don't mind viral marketing too much if it's actually clever or leads to a good thread or discussion, it rarely ever is though it's shitposting about taco Bell or McDonald's just to keep the logo on the front page

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Here's what you missed

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Why does he look completely terrified of the camera

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>thinks gloves automatically prevent all bacteria from getting on their food

In many cases, an employees gloves will have more bacteria on it than their hands.

Never realized before the milkshake the one dips his whole hand into is soy milk and soy ice cream

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Does that thing have AIDS?

I'm pretty sure it *IS* AIDS.

Also those horrible wristless elbow-hands.

Seriously? That thing could be a walking advertisement for Durex or some shit. "Think condoms are pointless? Look at this AIDS ridden thing! Want that to be you? No? Buy Durex!"

I'm getting a few gay vibes from this.

Seriously the more I look at that things hands the more jarring they are, they just look disproportionate I guess

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It looks like the were fused to the underarms after a car wreck or something.

I'd suspect a fish-eye lens if the pavement in the background. wasn't perfetly straight.

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Some places have a very strict spaghetti policy.

Man, this looks so shit

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Man I though it was gonna be a oven dish "carabonarra"

This is the most american thing that i've ever seen

>over at girls house
>she was gonna make carabonarra
>decide to be a sperg and ask why she'd want to eat that
>she nervously says shes not good at cooking
>say i'd be willing to show her how to cook something
>she just takes steak out of the freezer and asks how to make steak and salad
>use her grill outside, teach her how to do the simple task of making nice steak
>show her the simple task of how to make a simple salad with what little vegetables she did have
was a strange night but at least I didnt have to eat carabonarra

Did you fuck her?

>squeezing the bag
how about cutting off a corner of the bag and pouring it

no, she offered but I told her I was saving my virginity for marriage

No I have a wife

>pls stop filming me

sauce?

Speak English or leave, shitskin.

the spoons are facing the other side so I imagine you go around and put in whatever you want yourself because that dude can't be bothered to provide service aside from slapping some gristly meat onto a plate.

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Even if I were American, you'd still be some filthy Arab.

On the floor, did you not see the dog?

I'd eat a lot of things but.. I would not eat a bukkake burger.

keked

>When you are trying to be Cooking With Dog.

whiter than you, mohammad

Veeky Forums never seems to endlessly surprise me with just how creative people can be as fucking up otherwise decent ingredients

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Other than Cooking With Dog, the only Asian cooking channels I respect are Maangchi and Bob's Your Uncle.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO HOOK IT UP TO YOUR PHONE?

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What the fuck is this nigger talking about?

Theres fibers and shit in there pouring wouldnt work

stop humanizing animals pleaz

What's wrong with carbonara? That shit is fucking delicious.

Good dildo harvest this year.

I don't have the patience for this shit.

I fucking hate peas and parsley.

geoduck without shells?
wtf are those

That turned into some efukt shit real quick. What am I looking at?

why ruin a decent looking burger?!
i mean sure, it's not the great looking one but it was edible before the cheese

Why is there a pineapple on top?

>takes steak of of the freezer and cooks it to same evening
jesus christ user, you should go to jail for that

thailand has so many sex change operations that penises are now one of their main food sources

How did he break into the movie business without getting out of his legs?

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Peas in carbonara?!

still waiting for the video of him getting a tiny onahole to jack off his tiny 1 centimeter penis