ITT: Forbidden food

ITT: Forbidden food

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I would eat that

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obligatory

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breakfast after 11:30

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You know those are good in hot cocoa.

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the vanilla pods taste way better

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>tfw could only afford the small set

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Is it safe to eat marbles? Asking for a friend

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Brown paper tastes fucking good. I don't swallow it but I like to chew it and savor the juices.

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do you guys remember those scooby doo snacks that were actually dog food? the advertisements were so vague about whether it was for dogs or not, it had pizza and cheeseburger flavors

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they just pass right through

t. ate marbles as a child

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>he doesn't eat paper
lol

Special meat

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Literally the only edible, digestible, and barely nutrutious thing posted yet.

Yea those are actually made out of food.

They are just plain flavored cheese balls.
Get over it, spergs.

>balls

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What are these

Tiddly winks, nigger

Noma appetizers?

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old memes

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Technically edible, civil war soldiers used to eat them to spread out their rations.

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Yeah, but those were tallow, not paraffin wax.

It would be extremely poisonous.

4u

Fug, I wanna go fishing

Not poisonous, just inedibly bitter

Underrated af

what are they trying to hide from us anons

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Is this how pretzels grow?

It's not even poisonous, just a choking hazard.

There's a pet shop in my home town, and they're notorious for making doggie biscuits look like the most delicious cookies you've ever seen. I fucking hated seeing that shit growing up.

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It's barely even a choking hazard, it just irritates your skin.

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Dog treats are completely edible, especially if its home made. What do you think would go into a dog biscuit thats indigestible to humans?

Cheetos without the "cheese"

water beads

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This company sells dog cookies that are more delicious than human cookies

bubbarose.com/

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did anyone else really want to eat Lite Brite pegs as a kid
they're like semi-transparent Mike and Ikes

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Lite the grill up senpai.

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I don't eat pate either

it barely even irritates your skin, it just tastes bad

It doesn't even taste bad, it just makes you thirsty.

i want to eat one so bad, they look so delicious.

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It doesn't even taste bad, it's delicious and healthy.

>brown
No thanks.

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Fuck, beat me to it

fuck off teens

>he’s not a teen
fuck off old man

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chernobyl tour food

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Plebs, all around me.

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bait

I bought a big barrel of like 300+ marbles from KB Toys way back when they were having liquidation sales. I ate them all one night. It was kinda cool.

This always looks delicious to me. But it's not.

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>Prion meme
>Vitamin A poisoning from human liver

The edgy fag who made this knows nothing about human physiology.

pic related

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I ate those all the time in preschool. We went to the factory where they made them on a field trip, I spent the whole time eating the ones that were lying around and the people giving the tour thought I was weird. I can still remember the taste, I kinda want some now.

>edible
Really? What are they made from?

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>made with real bacon
it's not FAIR

like less than 10% real bacon, the rest is mostly sawdust and additives to give it texture

Is that candy brittle on a mossy log?

I can have the sensation of eating candy while fishing without spending hundreds of dollars you pretentious fucks, and my candy doesn't get wood on it.

yeah but have you ever held one? it's even worse. they're so soft and plump

Can you use them to jerk off tho?

>10%
that's more than what "bacon flavored" human snacks have.

The food is actually alright there

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did you make rattling noises walking around?
how long did it take you to poop out the last marble
did you count them going in and out?

the colored ones with the dryness indicator are toxic

Man I use to suck on one of these while playing with them at school. How did I not get violently ill

story?

>did you make rattling noises walking around?
Yes. I had to try and hide it in school.
>how long did it take you to poop out the last marble
I don't know. Most of them came out the next night.
>did you count them going in and out?
I counted going in. It was actually a little over 300. I was so full that some of my shirts wouldn't fit. I didn't eat anything for else for a day.

I only ate elmers. I would rub that stuff on my fingers until it dried and peeled them apart very slowly

Real bacon is definitely better, these would work if you were going to die of starvation though

thank you for sating my curiosity on marble consumption
one last question: at what moment did you decide to start eating 300 marbles, before you bought them, or were you playing with them and just decided to start eating them

No I hadn't originally I intended to eat them. It just seemed like a fun idea at the time.

toilet paper

ty user

it’s not even make you thirsty, just like it

I also can't say I'd recommend it, or at least not 300 of them. And don't do it unless you don't have anything to do for the next day. And obviously don't shit the marbles into your toilet.

i'm not going to do it, i was just curious as to the mechanics and motivation behind ingesting 300 marbles
it's not every day you get to converse with a guy who decided to eat 300 marbles and admit it