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how do i make chicken?
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Adrian Ortiz
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Gavin Miller
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David Taylor
By googling that shit instead of subjecting this already crap board to another thread of a retarded Veeky Forumsizen struggling to comprehend a basic life skill
Alexander Stewart
>crap board
Speak for yourself nigger this is the best board in Veeky Forums
Jaxson White
When a mummy chicken and a daddy chicken love each other very much magic happens.
Carson Ramirez
I don't know what's more depressing, that anybody thinks this, or that you may actually be right
Andrew Carter
Cut off the boobies and boil it for a long time, pull out the corpse and strain the water into something to let it cool overnight. Then take the meat off the bones and throw the bones and smin away or whatever. Scrape the fat off the chicken brothe and either throw it away or use it to cook some jewish food. Then make soup with the broth and freeze make sure you properly store the breasts and any other meat you have leftover. Bibambim thatsa how ya cooka da chicken
Evan Cook
Every day is someone's first day here. Maybe the reason this place went to shit is because people like you expected everyone they replied to to already know everything they knew.
William Diaz
Stop being a dickhead
Jace Rogers
also Veeky Forums here, I tried pic related and I didn't like it. Rubbery.
Jordan Miller
#1 Veeky Forums
#2 /pol/
I said it.
Chase Gonzalez
>/pol/
Literal reddit board.
Robert Jackson
If you wish to make chicken from scratch, you must first create the universe
Ethan Ross
Sit around masturbating while talking on an anonymous message board about how you're gonna make it.
Tyler Reed
I'm guessing you don't own a thermometer. You can tell by feel when your chicken's done, but if you have no idea what you're doing, go buy a thermometer.
Ayden Miller
I want to find the person who made that image and punch him right in the face. Jesus Christ. What an annoying style.
Elijah Turner
Veeky Forums you say? First you steam it, and leave it completely unseasoned, add literally nothing to it, no salt, not even pepper. Serve with a side of broccoli (also steamed). Enjoy!
Wyatt Reyes
Plant chicken seeds.
Carter Morales
Zachary Parker
>Cut it up
>Take cup of flour, mix salt, pepper, garlic powder, chipotle powder, onion powder, whatever else into flour, enough to spread through all of it
>Coat chicken in flour
>Heat up a bunch of oil in a pan, enough to shallow fry
>Shallow fry that shit until it's like pic related
>Put on napkins
And then get better at it
Kevin Ortiz
that's not saying much
Noah Smith
>Whenever plebbit talks about Veeky Forums they tell to get as far away from /pol/
>go to /tv/, one of the most plebbit infested boards
>/tv/ is full of "fuck off POLtard go back to plebbit!" posts, just because someone said nigger
I just hope plebbit never comes here.
Angel Perry
and yet you keep coming back.
treat em mean, keep em keen, eh? you like it rough don't you, you dirty bitch. yes yes yes
Elijah Carter
Rub the breast all over with salt and pepper, sear in butter then poach in cream.
Jason King
dont use chicken breasts but legs or thigh
easy way is to salt and peper and bake in the oven.
if it tastes bland use more fucking salt
you can also go salt, pepper, paprika and curry powder.
or some fucking huge spice blend.
Chase Price
Id be inclined to agree with you...if there wernt 3 fucking Veeky Forums here threads talking about chicken
Lucas Carter
For me it's the FitChicken.
Alexander Nelson
Before you make chicken you have to make egg. Because egg comes before chicken.
Dylan Long
Sorry for bad English.
Brody Ross
>dont use chicken breasts but legs or thigh
Enjoy your saturated fat
Juan Nelson
Chicken is the blank canvas meat. You're gonna have to get more specific. Every culture on the planet has dozens of recipes each for chicken. Do you want it roasted? Fried? Grilled? Sauteed? Stewed or made into soup?
Carter Ross
which is super healthy and helps regulate your hormones.
if you eat like 200-300g of chicken breasts are less healthy because of to much protein.
Noah Mitchell
You're a fucking idiot if you think /tv/ is anything more than a designated /pol/ shitting zone. /v/ is plebbit, but /tv/ is full of /pol/ cancer
Camden Brown
>Speak for yourself nigger this is the best board in Veeky Forums
Silly user this isnt /m/
Josiah Mitchell
take egg
keep at 37.5 degrees Celsius, turning it around at least twice a day
chicken
Isaiah Hall
/pol/ is the plebbitors who want to be edgy and cool but can't do it on plebbit cause of mods so they come here and shit up every board in their efforts to do so. Sure, others come for other boards, but the majority of the plebbit-tier population on Veeky Forums came for /pol/. Political views aren't what make someone plebbit or not plebbit, it's their demeanor when posting.