Cobnuts

>Cobnuts

Goddamnit UK, why do you have to give everything such idiotic names? And I thought filberts was the worst name for hazelnuts.

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How is that idiotic

>Americans call them Hazelnuts
>Americans call Gherkins pickles
>Americans call Crisps chips
>Americans call chips "french fries"
>Americans call Hoover's vacuums
>Americans call the boot the trunk
>Americans call the bonnet the hood
>Americans call the rubbish bin the trash can
>Americans call a Lorry a "truck"

Americans are retarded

Actually, you're wrong, in America, we have access to mulitiple types of pickles, including gherkins. Sounds like you're missing out.

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What is it, the 70's? Thanks for the ancient meme, grandpa.

we do as well. i think americans generally will use the word pickle when referring to gherkins, though.

We generally use the word "shithole" to describe europe too. lol we're so quirky.

yr welcome sonny

No, we call gherkins "gherkins", because they're a specific type of pickle, you dolt. Just like we call cornichons "cornichons", half sours "half sours", polish dills "polish", bread and butter pickles "bread and butter", etc etc. And those are just cucumber pickles. I don't think you csn even realize the amount and variety of pickled foods we eat.

At least we don't require tv licenses

Brit here, this is the first time i've ever read/heard of the term cobnuts

>tfw lost it again at beef wellington ensemble with lettuce

Sounds northern.

I'm from yorkshire... I figured it was a southern thing

Just swung by my mom's house for lunch today and had a pickled egg for the first time in years. Shit's good with a sandwich yo.

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damn, are those deviled eggs pickled in beet brine?

Yes indeed. Not my pic, just a stock photo from simplyrecipes, but that's how my mom makes them. It's a nice variation from your usual hard-boiled or deviled eggs.

You need to calm down. You're on a cooking board for fucks sake.

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I know exactly where I am you obese mutt

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Gherkins are but a single type of pickled cucumber you retarded crooked toothed faggot

Trash can is originally British though.

>foreigner gets BTFO by based American
>immediately resorts to mutt meme
So predictable. Just remember we’re living in your head rent free, pussy.

>they have resorted to making up words to try to act superior, but no one else knows what they are talking about

I know some people who still call Brazilian nuts "nigger toes"

>nigger toes
My grand dad used to say that bless his soul.

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Same. Grandmother does too, and so do my uncles. It's such a great name for them. Last time I was at the grocery store I got my grandmother to ask the stocker where they were, and the reaction was just perfect.

You are a fucking retard.

Looks nice, user.