He doesn't cook with MSG

>He doesn't cook with MSG
Why? Do you not like being able to adjust the levels of savory in your dish to exact measurements?

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I cook with it all the time
my mother-in-law who claims she's allergic to MSG loves it when i secretly add it in

>savory
a pretentious word for umami

>Umami isn't pretentious
Did I end up in opposite world?

>umami
a pretentious word for savory

I bet you call fresh soybeans edamame

please die

this

I tried but it doesn't make anything taste any different.

They don't sell it anywhere around here. I need to order some on amazon or something.

It's a fucking excitotoxin you moronic ass. Enjoy your retardation.

>not knowing his excitotoxins

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na, I won't give up my kidneys for a shitty chef crutch.

no nutritional value = no value

why do animals eat?

>he doesnt know glutamate is in tons of food
Yeah... i'm sure your kidneys are so healthy

>glutamate is in tons of food
so why add it? Sounds fucking retarded.
Like adding plain water to celery.

MSG is cheating. I might as well be using beef boullion in every savory recipe.
Good for lazy meals, bad for anything else

I'm imagining you as a bitter, emaciated little man alone in a dark apartment with nothing in it but a crate of oranges and hardtack.
Enjoy your optimal life speedrun

>he doesn't add naturally umami-rich foods
Powdered Msg is the sign of a shit cook.

Ha! Take that Mom!

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what a bunch of retards, if you can't find a use for MSG you're a fucking shit cook. Using refined ingredients appropriately is hard for you morons.

You guys are right, I go out of my way to never use crutches and always cook like a real chef.
Salt? I just add naturally salty ingredients
Water? I just make sure to buy only the most moist moist and succulent foodstuffs
Sugar? Not for me, I only bake with prune juice

>Sugar? Not for me, I only bake with prune juice
who the fuck puts sugar in their food?

Post her feet.