Ah, first sip of the day

Ah, first sip of the day

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Piss off, retard.

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kill yourself

Fuck off

Mods ban this piece of shit

For me, it's the McChicken®.

>I can't go the day without my carbonated sugary caffeine

Enjoy dying by age 50

>sip
>sugar

>he doesn't understand that manufactures manipulate their measurements in order to claim "0 sugar"
You are liek little babby

The best sip.

The most 'tarded meme by far.

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>tfw you are superior cuz u sip

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For me it's Ultra Citron, the best sip

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im having a white sip right now but im sleepy from dinner. i sort of am high too and want an accompanying snack. what do?

it's 10 PM and its time to sip muh bois!

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Eat something like pretzels or a few cookies.

yo check my sip fridge

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GET IN HERE BOIS
>>>/R9K/43809829

...

SIPSKI IN THE LIPSKI YEET YEET

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somebody needs some sip therapy and chill :)

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you people are even disgusting to the human filth of Veeky Forums.

Sip boys unite
Ignore the red bullies

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awww somebody forgot to sip today :)

>Harmless meme
>ROOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OUT NOW

blue sips is best sips

OHHHH YEAHHH BOIS!!!!
SIP AND CHILL TIME XD

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>look its a redditer who names his files

Sipping energizes your testicles, therefore this thread is the opposite of cucks, it's Chad Thundersipper :)

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thread reported :^)

Announcing reports is bannable. Enjoy your vacation friend.

>implying

Are Monsterfags the Rick & Morty fans of food/cooking?

who here revolt? $1.18 at wallies and 240mg caffeine per can
the economical sip

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LA CROIX BOIX REPORT IN

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It's still zero sugar, faggot.

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Ive converted recently, rockstar is the way to go.

>he doesn't sip
u dont know the energy boost you're missing muh boi :)

ahhh that 5 AM sip got me shitposting hard today gonna keep posting till midnight bois

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Fuck off back to Veeky Forums with your shitty ass attempt at a forced meme. Saged and hidden.

Do people actually drink garbage like this, or is it some meme drink for dumn kids?
Same question for Shark and Red bull while we are at it.

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lol so triggered xD

never change, sipposters

>this thread is still up

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I don't get it.

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get rid of those yoohoos and let's talk

LMAO CAN'T IMAGINE THIS

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we back boiiiiiiiiiiis

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Finally another SIP thread, was about to kill myself. Zero calorie and zero sugar bois are back.

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bout to sip after i fix a snack

I recently cut out sips in order to help my gut flora by not bombing it with artificial sweeteners.

Monster shills are getting obnoxious, this is coming from a regular consumer of liquid cardiac arrest.

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>was about to kill myself
Fuck, just a little bit longer......

Sip is the best meme this board has to offer

Unfortunately most of these idiots don't actually know what a sip is.

>be me
>new job
>brutal hours
>drink one sip throughout the day
>B vitamins and steady, safe caffine flow help me focus and perform
>lose weight thanks to zero sugar
>end up being fucking cut
>coworkers complement me
>always have a conversation starter when I hold a sip because people want to know what it is
>get female attention

haters BTFO

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>>lose weight thanks to zero sugar
>>end up being fucking cut
>>always have a conversation starter when I hold a sip because people want to know what it is
The first two aren't true and the third would only be true if you lived outside of the US and Monsters were not a normal thing seen in every gas station.

>Working a job

Lmao

NEETs hate sips because wagechads are stealing all the roasties

really makes u think

Shit actually tastes pretty good and is relatively healthy compared to alternatives. Only issues are those tied with caffeine and that overconsumption can cause stomach problems, but otherwise it's not bad.

how many sips do you consume in a month?

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Post your favorite sips
1. Original Rockstar
2. Original Monster
3. Original Red Bull

What should I try? I really love Rockstar and haven't found anything that comes close to how good it is. Tried the sour apple one and hated it.

Cutting out sugar is one of the easiest ways to lose weight for anyone

Bawls

Huh. I've never seen that where I'm from. Anything more common?

DEENZ NIGGUH

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Bawls hardly even qualifies as an energy drink it has as much caffeine as a bottle of Mountain Dew. Still good though.

>walk to the sip store with a fellow sip bro after having a few brewskis and feeling the need for a sip
>see a new kind of sip called "unleaded"
>joke on the way home that it's probably caffeine free or something
>read the can
>it fucking is

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i've been on 2 a day for a while with the occasional 3rd sip. probably around 65 sips per month at this rate

Red Bull is better

I could heem every here

im tired of sipboys thinking they're better than everyone else, all you sipboys aint anything, vaping will always be cooler than sipping, sipfags

Eco-sip bois

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That is my favorite blue collar sip tbqh famiglia

tfw intolerant to caffeine, never used to drink coffe or even sipp

half espresso cup makes me jitter-awake-maniac when I'm sleep deprived
had a redbull once when I was 23, you may guess the outcome

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Why did I laugh at this

>Be sensitive to caffeine.
>Thermos of coffee lasts me all day.
>Mfw.

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that must be nice. Ever since I started drinking coffee when I was about 12 I've been able to drink 2-3 pots a day. I can drink it right up to bed time and fall asleep normally. I only drink it for taste these days.

S I P
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B O I S
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SIP

SIP

SIP

SIP

SIP

SIP

Ok. I am a siplet. I haven't tried Ultra in like 2 years. Tell me, is it bad for my health to drink too much of it?

that first sip of the day...

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A white sip, good choice.

Can someone post that sip chart of the different flavors?

Can we all agree that he is literally r/ourguy?

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>fell for the memes and tried a sip
>liked it enough to get a box for home
>roommate tries a sip
>buys the next box
It's spreading.

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How?
I got white and purple one time because they were on sale and they tasted like soap

White tastes like diet lemonade to me, which I like. I'm not a fan of purple, but blue and black are good in their own way.

Absolute Zero is my morning hero. All else is trash.

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Literally the worst option

The supermarket i go to is ALWAYS out of sips.

Makes me so mad.

May you aspirate your next sip for saying such blasphemy.

>a monster can filled with water instead of sugar syrup
10/10 ideal sip

Read the fucking can it says ZERO SUGAR you fcking retard. It's also more healthy then water cause it contains vitamins.

>It's also more healthy then water
Keep telling yourself that, fatty.

Back in my day we sipped Kaos monster. Is it still around?

Well you started off alright.