Andrew Zimmern is coming over for dinner!

Andrew Zimmern is coming over for dinner!

Quick! What do you cook for him?

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Oatmeal with walnuts and durian.

Pozzed nigger cum.

Crack

Something I have to stab to death with a dull knife in a fly infested jungle then cook the tape worms out of

I take all of the vegetable peels and leftovers out of the bin then fry them up in olive oil and garlic, stir them through some pasta and shave on some parmesan and pour on some truffle oil

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Biscuits and gravy. Home made all the way.

who is this spunk succubus

literally anything

Take a shit and trick him into thinking it's a delicacy

That dead rodent I saw on the road while walking my dog

Something Kosher, I suppose.

That's a dude.
He doesn't keep kosher. He's a fucking chef.

>He's a fucking chef
is he though?

>That's a dude.
I know

*takes a bite

>”Wow. Just great. It’s rich, gamey, has some kick to it, it’s succulent, sweet but at the same time sour, it’s warm like a nigger in an abandoned house in Atlanta during mid summer trying to steal copper wire, but it’s also cold like the heart of my ex wife, just fabulous. Thank you so much.”

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Yes.
That season of Bizarre Foods with Raimi producing were weird.

was*

>that episode in India where everything he eats is nasty and he has to lie to prevent hurting feelings

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Kek

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With a side of rancid camel meat and eggs in Tupperware

I make steak and potatoes, pour two glasses of single malt scotch whiskey, if he doesn't like it he can get the fuck out of my house.

Every time I see this guy's name I just think of George Zimmerman

Steak & Eggs with Hash Browns and a Habanero Confit.

A+

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SAme here

Pork schnitzel

How new

arsenic filled donut

Lewd

as much as we make fun of him here, I love his shows

>underrated

my dick slathered in barbecue sauce

SAme. Good guy

i'd reschedule for next week at 4am two days before.

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Chicken with poison.

a whatever sandwich

slimy turkey lunchmeat, a slice of american cheese with a few squirts of horseradish, sweet baby rays, diced spicy pickles, topped with salt and vinegar chips and tender chunks of beef jerky

wallah

Oats with gooseneck barnacles and walnuts because I hate the faggot.

>he does a show with native americans
>kept making shitty jokes about white people and how much they suck
i'm a liberal and have repeatedly donated to native american charities but he's a douche

Nothing. I'm not even going to open the door when he knocks.

I'd watch that cooking show.

He should be in jail right now and you know it you bunch of fucking racists.

>have repeatedly donated to native american charities
You mean you played slot machines at their casinoes