>pour milk into coffee
>it curdles
How can I reduce the acidity of my coffee?
Pour milk into coffee
Connor Morgan
Jacob Gonzalez
Use better milk
Liam Morris
Either finer or coarser grind, I forget which.
Ryan Sullivan
Use pure cream, not milk. Your coffee will taste much better.
Andrew Cruz
>pour oil into my orange juice
>it seperates
How can I reduce the fattiness of my oil?
What in gods grace are you doing OP? What has possessed you into trying to mix bovine breast secretions into hot bean juice?
Isaac Carter
How in the fuck do you make your coffee already to make that happen?
Justin Cooper
I'd say baking soda but I somehow doubt that question was serious. What am I missing?
Jeremiah Reed
William Sanchez
>bovine breast secretions into hot bean juice
As an internet anthropologist, I'd like to draw attention to a characteristic that's nearly universal in the style of writing commonly found on Reddit(formally known as Typographical Attributes of the Reddit Demographic, hereafter referred to as TARD). Most people recognize excessive puns and self indulgent "cleverness" in place of actual humor as being a part of the TARD posting style, along with smug superiority and virtue signalling. The quirk in the quote above - restating common words in an overly technical way in order to make an ordinary activity sound ridiculous - does not seem to receive the same amount of attention as a reliable TARD indicator, even though it demonstrates that main qualities that define TARD posters. Such constructions belie not only a sense of superiority towards whoever the post addresses, but also a desire to convey how much intelligence and knowledge the TARD poster possesses. Combined with the absolute absence of humor, this type of post is as TARD as TARD can be.
Mason Thompson
how do i upvote on this website?