What the fuck is wrong with American "cuisine"?

What the fuck is wrong with American "cuisine"?

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I hate this kind of shit, throughout history the rise of "foodies" is a sure sign of societal collapse.

I forgot to add this image.

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>Hey dude what do you want for dinner
>Could you cook up a prolapsed anus? That's always good

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>microwaving bacon
lmao

why don't you just put the fucking bacon in the mac and cheese cup reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

do you seriously think this webm is the responsibility of 'foodies'

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There's nothing wrong with this other than the shit quality of the cheese

Does that smell good?

Besides the fact that he felt it necessary to wear a ring?

Post feet.

Are you assuming that persons gender?

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'merica was a mistake.

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>american "cheese"

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I don't give a fuck, this shit is the best for burgers.

Americans are the product of gross miscegenation, their culture half negro and half Jewish.

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Is he alright

i don't understand what the problem is supposed to be.

Was a wet product of protein and oil supposed to or not supposed to catch fire within 30 seconds? I'm confused? I can char halloumi.

>put flame near real cheese
>melts into oil and cheese goop
>put it near american "cheese"
>it just chars

>this guy thinks he's had "real cheese"

top kek.

Yes, I'm sure he's fine. Just a little oven burn

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wtf i hate brazil now

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That's an African thing