What the fuck is wrong with American "cuisine"?

What the fuck is wrong with American "cuisine"?

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I hate this kind of shit, throughout history the rise of "foodies" is a sure sign of societal collapse.

I forgot to add this image.

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>Hey dude what do you want for dinner
>Could you cook up a prolapsed anus? That's always good

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>microwaving bacon
lmao

why don't you just put the fucking bacon in the mac and cheese cup reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

do you seriously think this webm is the responsibility of 'foodies'

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There's nothing wrong with this other than the shit quality of the cheese