How do my ham and eggs look?

How do my ham and eggs look?

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Dr. Suess??!!

If those black bits aren't teflon they look fine.

pepper?

They're pepper. The black bits on the ham are pepper too

And they say it's non-stick.

Literally disgusting.

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Eggs are a strange colour, but I'd eat it. This is home cooking, right? Not "serving this to my friends"

Ham tastes too much like people 4me

>This is home cooking, right?
Yep.

And I agree, they do look strange. Might be because I added a lot of pepper or the kind of eggs I used. Maybe both

Put your micro penis away, fag.

Would you eat them with a goat?

how'd you cook the eggs, funny enough I like them like that because that's how my dad made them when I was a kid. oil? butter? you add any milk? when was pepper added. I cook scrambled eggs "too properly" now

It's my finger, nigger
I cracked 3 eggs into a bowl, added salt and pepper, then whisked. Put butter into a pan, let it melt a little bit, then poured the eggs into it. I lifted the pan off the stone every now and then, subsequently mixing the eggs with a spatula.

They turned out quite well. Flavorful and creamy.

Have the decency to find out how to spell a motherfucker's name

You know what people taste like?

I don't want to talk about it.

>op literally putting his baby dick in the photo
>mods havent removed it because it's hardly visible from being so small
>on top of having a one inch dick his eggs are also green

Fucking kek my dude, what an embarrassing life.

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I've seen clits bigger than his micropenis

lel