why do authentic new york slices look so shitty?
Why do authentic new york slices look so shitty?
Brandon Davis
Nolan Martinez
Substance over style.
Jeremiah Murphy
they cost 99 cents
Ian Hill
why do dumb faggots who have never been to ny insist on making these shitty threads with 5 replies
Benjamin Ross
>substance
HAHA thats NOTHING compared to a slice of 'GO 'ZA
Aaron Powell
too much substance, it's cake!
Xavier Cox
It fits the area it's located in.
Anthony Rogers
Because there's only so much you can do with a half a centimeter thick slice of cheesy dough in terms of presentation.
Juan Jones
What kinds of terrible decisions in life has led you to post this stuff here?
Daniel Kelly
It's a big slice
Isaac Myers
I like eating shitty pizza in my shitty city, fuck off ya cunt ;) (no hard feelings tho)
Aiden Roberts
Not Italiano Perfectano
Brandon Morris
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Kayden Bell
they are
Ethan Moore
The actual question is why do you perceive that as shitty? I make incredible NY style pizza. It looks like that. It also tastes fucking amazing, because the sauce is good, the cheese is good, and the dough is good. Why does it need to look fancy to taste good?
Justin Nguyen
because New York is bad at making food
Jack Phillips
because New York is actually full of mississippi-tier poorfags except they blow their cost of living through the roof
Justin Fisher
Woah, gettin' all philosophecles 'n such, now!
Joseph Barnes
I'm gonna shit all over this thread.
John Perry
because its extremely simplistic looks do not properly convey the fact of how much a pizzaria can be judged merely by how well they make their new york/basic cheese pizza.
its got everything you need to make the call:
>how great is the crust?
>does it have a nice thin crust like most properly hand thrown dough?
>was it cooked properly and long enough for a well developed crust under the cheese, but still maintain moisture in the cheese so it maintains its gooey-ness?
>is the cheese of a good quality and was properly stored to maintain the best flavors?
>is there a depth of flavor to the sauce or is it just watery tomato soup?
EVERYTHING about a pizzaria can be decided by how much attention they pay to a cheap slice of their new yorker style cheese pizza.
Angel Jackson
so cheesy redsauce bread. great work. An asshole triangle.
Jonathan Murphy
>a low effort shitpost from some troglodyte with more time than sense, wasting everyone's mental capacity with his inane comment.
if you don't give a shit about pizza why are you even here?
Levi Moore
OH LAWD MAH NIGGA PREACH
Lincoln Walker
prolly cause they use rat water from the sewer