What's your mother's "specialty"?

What's your mother's "specialty"?

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Beaner

meatloaf, wish I were joking

>Mexican
Speak American or get the fuck off.

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me: diet starts right now
mom: want another plate, son?
me: yes mommy, i love you.

>translation provided by SpicySubs

Hope your mothers specialty is putting cyanide in your burrito Whorenezdo.

Git the fuck out.

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porque tanto /pol/ en /cocina/?

Don't translate a shit language, I don't give a fuck what these beaners are talking about and I really don't want to know

>mfw remember enough seventh grade Spanish to read that

My mom makes kickass pot roast.

Why do you wish you were joking?

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Enchilada casserole, only thing she consistently makes well.

pork schnitzel

No hay que ser /pol/aco para odiar los memes sudacas, sudaca.

Lactose free, gluten free cheesecake.

I hate fucking queguntas and their cockroach language so damn much

lasagna

shit would take her so long because she would make meatballs/sauce, then crumble the meatballs between the layers.

Red beans and rice or seafood gumbo. It's a draw.

Moussaka. My mom is a turkfag who likes everything turkish for some odd reason.

Frito pie with wolf brand chili.

quesadillas

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lasagna, meatloaf, American goulash, and tuna melts

Chicken croissants. They're good enough for me to eat without gravy/sauce.

Perogies. I've been learning the recipe for when she gets too old to make them.

They are amazing.

Ok, Bobby

because that is proof she can't cook
still love ya mom

Proud Boys post on...
>>>/reddit/

My mom has a really good shake n bake chicken wing rub that everyone loves. The secret ingredient is cinnamon. Shh don't tell her I told you.

You have to go back

UHURU

Going out and getting drunk and going home with some random guy from the bar while her children come home from school again and not find her there again and there’s no food in the house again.

>proud boys
Please fucking kill yourself

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Extremely fucking gay

fucking up then crying when I criticize her food

WHY DID YOU ASK IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THE TRUTH? HUH? HUUUUUUH?

I’m sorry you’re here illegally but the law is the law

I bet you speed and do drugs

my mom makes best beef stew.

mijo means piss in pt

With or without cheese?

Overcooked spaghetti, dry ground beef and a jar of ragu

Carbonara.

>tfw she died and never wrote her recipe down and I'll never have Mom's Carbonara ever again

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Hotdog-sauce without cooking the hotdogs at all or using salt or even cream to give it flavor, just cut up hotdogs+water+flour, some heatenings and that's it!

My mom is good at breakfast food, like chorizo with potatoes.

But my dad was best at cooking, excellent steaks, salmon and kung pao chicken. I miss it.

mozz cheese, black beans, ham, and corn

I want your mom

My mom is good at toblerone cheesecake at christmas and chicken parmesan

My mom literally didn’t cook. She just heated up frozen dinners growing up.

>tfw never had a warm homecooked meal unless i was at a friend’s house

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Las viejas son las mejores.

Lasagna

Tater tot casserole.

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La raza vive

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jambalaya, paella, anything with seafood. She also really likes tomatoes so a tomatoey meat sauce is common. she's not a bad cook, but both me and my sister are better

Based
fuck spics

Fuck off spic.

Fuck off spic

Build the fucking wall. Pay for it.

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oh and shortbreads, she gave me her recipe this year and I killed it at all the crimmis parties

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Kill yourself NOW you cringie faggot. Stop spaming that in every thread and git the FUCK OUT

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>Tfw mom is a pretty good cook but hates cooking
Why is she like this

Baking.

She was known for bringing a stupidly large batch of cookies to any function where one might bring a dessert.

We had two ovens in our house. I'm not really sure why, but the only times we ever used both were for holidays or when she was baking.

That said, I personally think her Mac and cheese was her best dish. But I thought that long before I understood how easy it is to make a good mac and cheese.

>crying when I criticize her food
Is criticizing her worth it? Thank and compliment her or make your own goddamn food.

Bola de idiotas en /cocina/

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Fish tacos/pozole/menudo/birria/tamales/cakes
She does it fuckin all and it's delicious every time.

me:NoFap starts rightnow
mom:Son do you wan't to help me pick out a bathing suit for the beach?
me: yes mommy I love you

i live in Mexico, 56%

>tfw everyone in your family except your dad and grandfather can cook above average food
My mom didn't really have a specialty, she, me and my sister all took turns cooking and we always kept it varied. I guess she did lean towards the mediteranian kitchen.

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All of these anti hispanic posters have made me very pleased, i'll consider browsing here more

Probably chicken dumpling soup. It's so goddamn good.

Feijoada

Being a dead cunt.

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Mama mia made some pretty good soups back in the day.

Homemade chicken noodle (yes, homemade noodles.)
Tuscan soup that she reverse engineered from Olive Garden.
A seafood gumbo... thing...

Good times.

Then she got into lentils and "paleo" vegan "health food" bullshit, and things went downhill from there.

Lentils are great. What's the problem with lentils?

>Lentils are great
Not when your mom has converted to the church of "if it tastes like shit, it must be good for you."

Chops

Sauce now! I need a Dijon of me and her making love after i meet her at grocery store and she has my babies.

Than cooks me delicious food. .... ;( tfw i don't have this.. Reee

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emotional and psychological torment

A spitroast

I have a heap of tater tots and I want some trashy yet comforting food.
Whats a good recipe for tater tot casserole?

My mom can’t cook and she’s lazy as hell

Damn right.
I actually decided the other day I was done with the namefigging but come on.

A kind of stew with potatoes, carrots, mushrooms, onions, beef chunks, red wine, and some other stuff. It's close to boeuf bourguignon and I really like it.

She also makes a kind of chilled custard and biscuit "casserole" which is her go-to for any kind of potluck events. It's very nice with coffee.

To this day, I can't replicate her french toast. Different ratios of spices or something, just can't figure it out.

She prob dip them in _____ ______

Apparently y'all's mothers only fed y'all.....

crackers! you fucking subhuman troglodytic homunculi. grow up.

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I don't speak nigger.

>that feel when your mother used to be really good at cooking most things but then she went senile and sucks even more than you do now

getting old sucks

My mom never cooked much. She had a high powered lawyer job and worked all the time. We went out to eat or got take out a lot.

Post her feet.

She was an amazing cook, but every time she would make a spinach turkey pilaf I would just gorge until I just couldn't eat anymore

Kraft Mac n Cheese with tuna in it. It's actually really good but incredibly low effort

>flooding the country with low iq non working parasites
>comparable to going 5 mph over the speed limit
Fuck off you nasty spic

Throwing meat, potatoes, and carrots into a crock pot and dumping in a couple cans of cream of mushroom soup.
She was a true chef.

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>look at me use big words am i smart yet daddy trump pls dont deport me

>bake boneless skinless chicken breast seasoned with salt and pepper until overcooked and dry
>chop up chicken breast and boil in campbells chicken broth with chopped potatoes, onions and carrots
>wa la

For real though my mother is a horrible cook, it's either this or frozen meals or spaghetti with canned sauce and enough sugar added to count as a dessert

Lemon peppered chicken
Shit is so cash

I don't remember a lot of cooking that really stood out, but there are a couple of baked goods she does for thanksgiving and Christmas that resonate. Cherry Bars and Pumpkin Pie, mostly.

The secret ingredient is a mother's love.

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Pot roast, spaghetti / chicken parm, shrimp creole.

Those are the big three.

My mom doesnt have speciality.
She is shit cook all the way.
Her cooking consists of rotating 30 diferent meals, all of them have some pre-prepared part or are fucking deepfried or baked using gazzilions of oil, literally dripping with fat.
Her philosophy is cooking as fast as possible without giving a fuck how will the end look/taste like.
And everytime I make something by myself she tries to guilttrip me into eating thar slop while thinking its increadibly healthy.

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Chicken and dumplings, shits cash.
Or goulash.

Those look great.