Wat do with beet stalks?

wat do with beet stalks?

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Massage your prostate with them.

Can you fry 'em up in bacon grease like collard greens? I've never tried.

They're bassically chards so just eat them

stop them before they escalate

yes

top two recipes in browser search say to boil them for a minute, then cool, then chop, then fry for a minute. what the fuck i don't have time for that

>chop

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i boiled, cut up, and sautéed with garlic.
bretty guud.

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Nice work.